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Interesting fact: Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain was born on 15 August 1993, which according to some, make him 30 years old.
I hope this signing doesn’t make Smallbone feel inadequate
“Do you know who I am? I’m Ronnie Edwards!!”
I’d rather have Nathan Jones in charge at this point
We need to sack Southgate at half time and put a lettuce in charge for the second half
1 goal in 29 appearances up front for Suwon FC… sounds like our kind of target
We haven’t got mushroom in the squad for a player like that
Well let’s look on the bright side, at least England aren’t going to have to face Iceland in the Euros
It would be good to sign this “Brest attacker” for when we play West Ham. Areola would be quaking his boots…
It’s a good thing Liverpool still have 11 players on the pitch, can only imagine how much tougher it would be if they had only 10 men
Bitter little man
HMS PISS THE LEAGUE
People who take their shoes and socks off on airplanes
I never thought I’d say this but I’m starting to miss Nathan Jones
Out of the top four English leagues, this season we’ve conceded more goals than any of the other 91 teams, along with Sutton Utd, who have also...
Please can you be manager? I’m actually serious
At least it can’t be 9-0 any more
Our defence has more gaping holes than a red light district
Our defence has got more holes than a condom on a park bench
Our defence is leakier than my nan’s catheter bag
