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Rhc... your daughter is still pre a levels... That makes Bluff and Zingy sick bastards! When does she become legal?
Hickory dickory dock Ferg sucked howard Webb's cock 10 extra minutes to score when down. Hickory dickory dock
Restoring your country shows the statue of liberty. Don't think that is right for Liverpool. The symbol should be something unmistakably...
Crocuses are long finished here! Daffodils coming to an end... its snapdragons and tulips where I am. Coolish spring... but will soon be time to...
Just got a new toilet at work... I gave it a go feeding it with a massive poo... Not bad... toilet seat could be a little sturdier but it makes...
If Inces son is worth £25 mill my son is worth £100 mill... because he is only 9 and can only improve. Sure Tom is probably better at...
Maybe we should be poaching the Porto scouts... not their players!
Little company I almost went to work for had a 5ft Yoda statue in their conference room. All conference rooms should have a Yoda statue.
It would be cool if N.K had a death star! Imagine Kim telling Obama. "Barak... I... am... your father!" That's why he won't show his...
So do all the jockeys get to eat the horse that comes last?
Whose day... the US or N.K? On one hand... Hans Solo did speak English and helped the republic... on the other hand he was a smuggler and has...
If I had a horse I would name it "insert stupid name here"... Either that or "IKEA meatball"
Send him on assignment on location at Seoul if war breaks out... Kel Mac that is.
Bush the younger: Iraq. Afghan Clinton: Former Yugoslav states Bush the eldar: Iraq Reagan: Beirut. Grenada Did Jimmy Carter invade anyone?
North Korea has 8 nukes (est). Pretty wimpy nukes at that. Its far from enough to end the world. They couldn't accurately hit the EU or US with...
Subtract 4 from his age then to make it fair.
Android has more market share but apple gets more apps first because it is easier to make app work on more closed architecture. As Android get...
That's how he does so well... defenders want to look away when he runs at them. Now if only he could have Kuyts hair, he would be unstoppable.
My round up: Liverpool start good but steadily go off the boil until half time. Coutinho is a creative unselfish genius... Suarez destroys a...
I doubt they would do you... think both are hetero... and if not they could do better...
