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One thing is guaranteed. City will be ahead at the 80th minute... That's par for the course... As long as they're not more than two goals ahead...
Why are socks banned? If a sock isn't causing a problem, does it need to be removed?
"Chairman of the board" was an oldies soul and beach music group. [MEDIA]
You can use a sock when masturbating. You can't use God when masturbating.
I'm just glad it's at home.
Ideally we'd win everything. Realistically though, two prizes are much bigger than any of the others. Win them all if you can, focus on the big...
Or do rocks keep us?
Thank you, may your skies be sunny and blue and may you not be mugged and viciously stabbed with a knife.
I appreciate everyone no matter what their religion or political leaning.
Oh ****! It's you.
You are an exception specimen of a human being luv!
Have I told you how much I appreciate you recently? You truly are a treasure to mankind.
Is that the same index that showed Arsenal as number 10 in Europe at the moment? It's great, and I think we are definitely up there... ... But...
Oh, I hope we win it too... I certainly value it above things like league cup or Fa cup, but I wouldn't want it to jeopardise the league or...
Not only that, but in professions that can earn tips employers aren't even require to pay minimum wage. I think $7.50 per hour is minimum wage at...
Is the World Championship not a three bob cup too though?
Draught can have multiple meanings. Draft never means beer, thus making an important distinction.
The draft spelling was deliberate as part of the joke.
Never tried it, but Heineken's other lagers aren't that great... Better than Carling, sure. Ale or nothing for me.
Draft Moretti sounds like a fart fetish porn star.
