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Tonight - round my moms for dinner & a few beers, well more than a few <ok> Saturday - get some mothers day cards & presents for my mom & the...
Bottle of water - 65p Bottle of Pepsi Max - 95p Cheese Sandwich -...
According to the latest polls (though who the **** they ask is beyond me) the UK could be seeing a hung parliament in the forthcoming elections....
Pretty **** <ok> Decent concept, some good funny bits & great but brief cameo's from Stephen Merchant & Barry from Eastenders <laugh> But I...
Go to Google, UK Search. Type in WHY & it suggests WHY DO MEN HAVE NIPPLES Put a space after WHY & WHY ARE BLACK PEOPLE SO UGLY is suggested...
Seen in the paper today teachers are to be trained to identify possible future terrorists at their school. Doesn't sound like such a bad idea...
Decent film <ok> Bit slow & full of geeky types but there are some dry, witty moments in there. Was expecting an American Pie kinda film but...
Now being reported Ellis & Co are entering due dilligence to study the accounts & will decide in the next few weeks whether they will make a bid...
Been reminded the last few days of some great wind ups I've been involved in or heard of the last few days.........all harmless but funny right...
Had a request from Bollo yesterday to include him in a sitcom......I'm more of a one-off drama type of writer than sitcoms. Sitcoms are near...
Couldn't have timed it ****ing worse <doh> Venables getting recalled, a ***** let out early kills a 15 year old he groomed on Facebook........&...
http://www.csibirmingham.co.uk/ I'll piss this <ok> Going next weekend to show them how its done. I've watched every episode of...
2 birds in the office (not shaggable at all) always asking me for lighter so they can go for a ***, how the **** can you smoke & not own a lighter...
I thought he may well have been off in the summer to be honest, assuming Mowbray is to stay he will probably want more wholesale changes so i...
Was at Birminghams Central Library before Christmas to pick up some books I'd reserved there. The mrs was with me & looking at some **** she's...
Not sure if any **** catches any of this ****e? My mrs watches it everyday so I like to read the tv magazines & try & spoil the storylines for...
What a rude & ignorant little twerp.
Are mostly **** <ok> I used to like GTA, but they're just recycling the same old **** with slightly different plots. I used to like football...
Got in last night & the mrs had some jacket spuds & sausages in the oven for me which were early done. Stuck some veg in the microwave & got...
Then I'm out of here. Managed to quickly move a few accounts round so it looks like I've done something before the stats are done for the...