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The first to get all three wins a fantastic prize. I was born in Surrey during the 1950s I once appeared in a David Bowie music video With my...
Just a quick note to remind you to look after your local wildlife this winter. Stop and think before you throw scraps of food in the bin; birds...
I'd never advocate the wanton destruction of someone's business, but would you honestly pay £4.40 for a bowl of Golden Grahams or £3.50 for...
I know it's not ideal, but I'm going to order a takeaway this evening and eat it in bed. I'm all alone for a couple of days, so a slob I shall be...
Have you seen any good films and/or shows lately? I've decided to spend a fortnight at home in bed (I'm ill again), so I'm looking for something...
Just add your name to this thread, and once I have 20 names (including my own) I will draw the sweepstake from my CAFC bobble hat. The winning...
I need 75 famous Maxes. Any part of the name can have Max, such as Robert Maxwell, but I won't accept Macs, Macks or 'Ma' axe is stuck in your...
Which celebrity ghost would you - Receive a hand-job from? Receive a blow-job from? Play naked Yahtzee with? Be bummed by? Do up the bum? Share a...
Bargain or not? It was that or Don Warrington's Sodastream for £60.
Filling up a trombone with broken bourbon biscuits Using semen and a chamois to buff up a rather tired-looking pair of brogues Stuffing rollmops...
Do you guys ever get inexplicable pains in your bollock-sack? I've got an aching and a pea-sized swelling to the north of my left nad, but I can't...
Yep, I'm back from my holiday. A lovely time was had, ta. Off again on Saturday. So what's been happening on here? I can't be bothered reading...
Boris Wood-Becker Spaniel Sturridge Chris Ewe-bank Komodo Dragan Stojkovic Nick Fal-doe I'm not accepting Allan Lamb.
I'm going to post all my ramblings on this thread. Those who can't stand me will no longer stumble upon my inane drivel. I'll no longer be the...
Given Subo's hatred for my previous threads, I thought it best to ramp up the seriousness of my next offering. I just hope this meets his...
Will you break bread (make toast) with Phil Collins tomorrow morning? Can you describe your anus in one word? When was the last time you ate some...
You know the coup, folks. Has any human excreta ever entered your mouth? Rentaghost or Super Gran? Have you ever visited Chelmsford? If I gave...
Here's the second part of the 'getting to know you' test, so please answer honestly. If I were to give you £150,000, would you change your name...
I've never owned a dog, but I'm seriously considering it now. What's a good dog to start with? I need something that doesn't shed too many hairs...
