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In the early hours of today a crack snatch squad decended on Weston Super Mare and abducted your canary named Dave. He is now being held in a...
Sunderland 8 v 0 Norwich I am drinking Dave's malt
Lesson number 3, dont talk with your mouth full.
Big screen TV's at each end, keep an eye on them for announcements.
Lesson number 2, never sit with your mouth open like that when a mackem is near
Not the first to be educated by a mackem
The prroblem is a simple one, a manager who has made bad buys, played boring negative tactics, poor selection and substitutions. Not Shorts fault...
Chester-Le-Street, you live in the dark side, you are one of those insurgents they talk about on political shows
Bald fat bastard we talks funny, need to narrow it down mate, that could be any mackem
Thats just silly, there are more than one John in Sunderland, is it Big John, Little John or John Boy? They will all be on the Saga match day bus...
Just droped by to say that I am positive that O'Neill makes Mr Bruce look a tactical genius. Off home now.
Could be a mass boo in then
BTW Dave, if we dont win, dont think a draw will surfice, you may see our fans turn on Marty, many already have. Could be an interesting day.
Who is this Roger Wilco? I did not expect a threesom
Bring a shirt and tie incase you are called to a press conference
Looking at comments on Sunderland forums there is a chance Dave could be our new manager, any new face turning up is in with a chance. Wonder if...
Dont mess with a mackam you canary person, arry tried and look what happened to him.
Change of plan, I'm letting Dave abduct me and keep me away from the game
Just had a shower and cleaned the meat up Dave, we eat cheesy chips and Alberts lot live on Greggs pasties. Parmos down the Boro
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