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Set the dial to orgasm central, it's a potentially pivotal day today... As someone once (probably) said, "throw stones from your glass house into...
Any tips gents?
Surely the most insane idea F1 has ever produced, albeit for the right reasons... How daft the idea a bit of old roll cage partly blocking driver...
Do you ever look at problems and see simple solutions? "Teachers complain about cheat watches in exams" - solution... Tell students not to wear...
Back by nefarious and democratic consensus, is another completely objective and utterly neutral addition of the Match Day Thread. Another dose of...
For a change I thought I would deliver the most comprehensive and objective view seen on a match day thread to date, as I despise the biased twats...
I assume most have been peer pressured into having an opinion on this... So what's your craic? If you haven't seen "Making A Murderer", I suggest...
Dear Blubirds, I have been drawn into a bloody FIFA tournament at work, in which we are all given top championship sides and I, rather obviously,...
Anybody care to share their tips of the season or Fantasy Football highlights thus far? My tips are: Wes O'Hoolahan - he's around 4.8 million,...
It was a typically miserable day in the Shire, barns burning, copious scrumping, and the blight of severe alcoholism and childhood obesity...
Dearest Mackems, I finally have proof which doesn't exist in the medium of your relative's testimony, that you are screwed! Behold, a computer...
We aren't playing half bad football. In fact, if we were playing like this and winning games, we'd be pretty chuffed... However, this is possibly...
The derby prediction game rules: 1. There are 15 questions relating to the derby match. Each must be answered by a Toon fan and a Mackem fan. 2....
I am proposing a new game for the Derby for a bit of banter, Toon posters vs galactic overlords. The rules? 1. There are 15 questions relating to...
Have you ever been habitually burned by the mighty JPF? Do you crave revenge and have extra disposable benefits? Do you occasionally like to...
Welcome back for another edition of JPF does a Match Thread! Thank you to all who contributed to the Chelsea match thread, I told you we'd get...
Dear Sirs and Madames of the clan Toon, I don't need to be physically convulsing in a pool like a pre-cog from Minority Report, or one of Michael...
Seems the strategy regarding independence referendums is reminiscent of my chat-up technique... Keep asking the question until you slowly and...
It's just a game, yet one that can even turn you on your own team, as you secretly smile and fist-pump an opposition goal amidst disgruntled...
What is the point in dragging these poor lecherous old cretins from their nurse so they can tamely pat back media questions week after week?...
