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No need. Even the wife's luggage couldn't fill the boot of the new motor. Well maybe not... How's the Audi going?
I live on top of a mountain so no chance of flooding. But still need to use my blower. It's a power tool!
Two reasons why I go to those lengths. Firstly it gets me away from the wife. Secondly, having just bought a new estate car I wanna see if I can...
If my previous post sounded patronising/condescending it wasn't meant to be
Neither. I intend to blow em into a pile to bag and tip em, but they fly every ****ing where so I swear a lot and give up after blowing em all...
I thought it was some man utd named poster that you were linked with. Not that it matters as you're obviously a decent poster and not a wum
Ah, there's a madness to my method. All the leaves have now fallen off the trees so I just blow them around the garden and swear a lot. Easy peasy
Good point well made raymondo
Why? If you ignore wums they have nowt. Posters with opinions that offend are worse as they say things that genuinely offend people. Just my...
I'm just experimenting with metrosexuality. Nothing to be concerned about. I will be doing manly stuff tomorrow - gotta use me leaf blower to...
Women may exist without one. Just a thought bob
Posters like the sagbo character are only wums who enjoy the reaction they get. There are far more offensive posters than them
Your penis has died?
Don't listen to em chazz. Guess what, that diving show you like with tom Daley is back on soon. Happy days in the chazz house
I'm sure I heard that mackay's mate, the chief scout (not Baden Powell) got the blame for.overspending which is why he was sacked. I thought tan's...
Of course!
I've got a laser sighted spirit level the flash bastard that I am. But whenever I use it to hang pictures, put up shelves etc they are never...
Why would sat nav tell your wife? You let her drive your car?
Real men just throw.instructions in the bin without reading em. I bet Wycombe asks for directions when driving an all