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Oh ****. There's a match on. Focus. We're going to be 17th at the end of the day is my prediction. This may well be thanks to West Ham, but there...
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what I mean, guv'nor? Watched too many old Monty Python re-runs have we?
You might want to re-read this before Hampshire Police do!
Dear Ralph, I have been looking for signs of insanity in you for a while now. Well here we are. You must tell me which Championship team is going...
Oh if only logic applied! I agree with you, but look at our recent record. We started a run of 6 games with a draw at Chelsea, a win at Leicester...
If those who fear Brexit's effects are 'Operation Fear', is this 'Operation Acid Trip'?
Before we played Leeds in that first Championship game after promotion , I was discussing the future of Saints players with a bloke. He had a...
I can only assume, Imps, that after weeks of being asked to say something good about Brexit this is the best you can do. Now I can see that the...
Name and shame. But if you are referring to my dalliance with Spurs back in 1961 then you are a cad, sir. It was all about sex with one of their fans!
Oh don't start me on that one, or Liverpool. Night we got promoted from Division One I was in a Tesco car park with Southampton based family...
Hang on. This can't be true. You found a Manc near Old Trafford?
I expect to hear the Northam singing "We love you, Sooty, we do" etc I used to have a girl friend who lived in WHL when Spurs won the double. I...
Right. Enough of this amusing banter. Been away so just been catching up. Valery. Quel beau jeune homme! Nous avons trouve un remplacement pour...
I do agree about pens. Bloody Liverpool wouldn't have had the miracle of Istanbul. Which, by the way, I'm only reminded of now and again .. and...
Just come off the phone from an old mate (as in known the bugger for 50+ years) who is an ST holder at Wolves. Bizarrely he says that Huddersfield...
At my age very little puts me off my food ..... but bloody hell
I've just renewed my passport. Questions. 1. How long will I be able to keep my EU passport and 2. which queue do I join for the next 10 years....
So some good news at last
I am also missing the Huddersfield game. Unlike you, I suspect a degree of sub-conscious planning.
Good man. Conversely, you may have to sell your grandchildren for medical research. It's harsh, but fair.
