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DevAdvocate

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Jan 21, 2010
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CLAIRE Blacklaw was found having sex with John Kirkland, who she had met in the pub just one hour earlier, after neighbours complained about their noisy romp.

A TENANT was kicked out of her flat in Hamilton after her landlord caught her having sex outside her front door. Claire Blacklaw, was arrested along with John Kirkland - who she had met in the pub just one hour earlier - after neighbours complained about the noise. Prosecutors at Hamilton Sheriff Court said that Blacklaw, 31, had wanted to make love in the road before Kirkland, 26, insisted they went indoors.

Neighbours had informed her landlord at around 9:30pm before he arrived to find the pair having sex on the landing. According to the Sun, Blacklaw and Kirkland had fully dressed themselves when police attended the scene, but both were held overnight in custody.

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