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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    CLAIRE Blacklaw was found having sex with John Kirkland, who she had met in the pub just one hour earlier, after neighbours complained about their noisy romp.

    A TENANT was kicked out of her flat in Hamilton after her landlord caught her having sex outside her front door. Claire Blacklaw, was arrested along with John Kirkland - who she had met in the pub just one hour earlier - after neighbours complained about the noise. Prosecutors at Hamilton Sheriff Court said that Blacklaw, 31, had wanted to make love in the road before Kirkland, 26, insisted they went indoors.

    Neighbours had informed her landlord at around 9:30pm before he arrived to find the pair having sex on the landing. According to the Sun, Blacklaw and Kirkland had fully dressed themselves when police attended the scene, but both were held overnight in custody.

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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    btw, Aye, ah wid.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Disny make her a bad person.
     
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    And the point of this fred is...?
     
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  5. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Didn't name the pub:bandit:
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Ahhh, the old knee-trembler up a close, I thought those days had passed.
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    This is like deja vu all over again
     
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  8. GroveRanger

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    Obvious wid. Not sure what the fuss is about, she just wanted her hole. Looks can be deceiving but she looks like a good ride anaw.
     
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  9. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    A smoker but fine pair of tits,wid
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  10. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    that's what I imagine ST looks like ^^^ :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Poor lassie looks like she's turned to the old Percocet after the witch hunt from the daily rhebel
     
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    Ah wid
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    John Kirkland is your alias when you're in Scotland is it not?
     
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    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Terry Lawson, but you can call me Juice :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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    I see what you did there. Well done.
     
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  16. GroveRanger

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    She looks the sort that wouldn't complain if you changed lanes without indicating.[/QUOTE]
     
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  17. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Snagged a burd outside her front door, against somebodys fence, in woods and outside the DSS

    All changed when I married her





    Cow
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yep that's the way of it. They go from cock crazy to "what have you done for me that you deserve yer hole for"
     
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Birds are nuts, the end.
     
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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    [/QUOTE]

    Yaaaassss
     
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