Well I have to admit it, the UK has absolutely smashed us in the the Olympic games. And I have to take my hat off to the wonderful efforts put in by the fine athletes of the UK. However, there is a far more important issue to be laid out before the loyal fans from that far off land, and I'm sure that it's one you won't be too happy to hear about. It concerns the size of a bloke's penis. You may indeed have all the gold, silver and bronze medals, but we have something of greater value .... bigger dicks. According to Target Map, Australians are not as well endowed as Central and Western African dudes, but we're still well hung. Read and weep. As much as many of you will want to deny the results of the study, you'll just have to face the fact that you're all destined to live your lives firmly ensconced in the lower half of average. https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/163...ound-the-world-and-african-blokes-come-first/
It's true. As a veteran of two tours down under I can confirm that Australian men are much bigger dicks than us.
Just had two days on the lash; am I on the wrong part of this site! By the way I am average in everything! My favourite Australian! (apart from Cyc)! Well, it's back to the rub-a-dub for me!
What a Sunday thread, well done. However, it is also a question of strength and firmness. I have it on good authority, which I cannot disclose, that the African type is bendy and rubbery, and the Caucasian type extremely steel rod like. So, what criteria are we to use? Over to you, Dr. Cyclonic.......................
There have been some "indepth" studies carried out on the subject Swanny. It seems the Aussie whopper is like a steel belted appendage, but has almost the same saluting ability as a squad of the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards.
Moderator, the Rev. OddDog, I'm sure will be discussing this with you shortly, Ron. Obviously, he has not spotted this thread yet?
Don't beat yourself up over the medals thing Cyc. The Aussies are on the up, caned Yorkshire this time around.......I think.
Cyc, I think the 1962 "Genitalia Evolvus Survey" is far more relevant to the subject you are discussing. If you recall, the University of Toronto carried out an extensive survey to determine the biological function of the protrusion at the end of the male penis. After 8 years, they concluded its purpose was to stimulate the female. This prompted a similar survey by the University of Cape Town - lasting 12 years-who concluded its aim was to stimulate the male. Only last year, the University of Wagga Wagga carried out the same survey and, after only 10 days, concluded its real function was to prevent the male hand from slipping off during masturbation..
I doubt it, exaggerating again! 25 seconds after 5 seconds foreplay sounds more like it. Anyway this says it all.
