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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by qprted, Aug 20, 2016.

  1. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    ALL PRAY FOR ME IVE GOT 400 POUND RIDING ON IT
    IVE TOOK 9 TO 4
    BUT IF WE DRAW MY 400 IS RETURNED
    I THINK IF ITS A GLORIOUS HOT DAY WE SHOULD WIN 2-0
    IF ITS RAINY IM WORRIED THAT THESE PRESTON WILL DO SOME DAMAGE

    I GET 170 LOVELY POUND NOTES IF WE WIN BUT QPRBETH MUST PUT A MAGICAL SPELL FROM HER WITCHES BROOM
     
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  2. finglasqpr

    finglasqpr Well-Known Member

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    I hope you clean the bookie out Ted. You done well getting 9/4 on us. I thought we were odds on to win. Good luck.
     
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    qprted Poet Laureate

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    no i took bad odds because if we draw i could get my 400 back,the best odds you can get is evens but then you risk losing your origional money this way i cant
    lose unless we lose
    does that makes sense put the luck of the irish on me you old devil you
     
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    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    Your bookie must be broke...:grin:
     
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  5. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    well my bookie dosnt realise I have the magical lepracaun who puts on me the luck of the irish
    i also have the magical witch qprbeth
    so with all this luck and magic what chance is there for poor preston north end
    but all the worry is sending me round the bend
    i lost five hundred last season with a simular bet and forest beat us at home
    so give me more luck finlasqpr you magical little gnome
     
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  6. qpr1976

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    I guess you mean you got 4/9 or 9/4 on.
     
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    qprted Poet Laureate

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    yes qpr1976 thankyou for clarifying that im not much good at betting i usually get well and trully stuffed and,then stay away from the bookies for a year,but i might actually win this one
     
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    Exactly,i was thinking you must have held him at gunpoint to get 9/4 against lol !
     
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    qprted Poet Laureate

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    well im not normally a betting man but i really believe in jimmy floyde so lets hope the man in the sky looks down on us
     
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    Hate to see or read a man being parted from his money, but an increased attention to the correct use of caps lock would engender a greater degree of compassion in the outraged pedant.

    "so lets hope the man in the sky looks down on us" - Tony lost interest last year Ted.

    Good Luck Ted but I can only imagine that squeaky bum time is well under way.
     
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    Hoop-Leif Well-Known Member

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    No point betting silly money on the championship......anyone can beat anyone on any given day.....its a total crapshoot
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Oh dear don't fret
    You lost your bet
    But Ted never fear
    Try again next year
     
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    Ted - Sorry about the outcome. Did you ever consider having a smaller covering bet on Preston to win? I imagine their odds might have been 9/4 (or better) away from home? In my family situation with 5 kids, that would be a ****load of money to lose.
     
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    qprted Poet Laureate

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    WELL BASICALLY I DONT REALLY UNDERSTAND BETTING BUT BUT THE MAN IN THE SHOP SAID THEY WOULD TAKE BETS RIGHT UP TO THE 85THMINUTE,SO IF I EVER BET AGAIN THATS THE ONLY WAY FORWARD FOR ME I LOST 500 LAST SEASON AND 400 THIS SEASON THATS 900 POUNDS I COULD HAVE BOUGHT A NEW VAN WITH THAT MY OWN VEHICLE IS ONLY WORTH 400 POUNDS
    BUT IM NOT SURE THAT I WILL BET AGAIN AT ALL THIS SEASON IVE GOT MY FINGERS BURNT WITH THIS BET
     
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    Hertfordshire Qpr Active Member

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    Sorry to hear you lost your bet Ted
     
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    finglasqpr Well-Known Member

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    I feel for you that you lost your bet Ted. You know the old saying, there is no such thing as a free lunch. The trick is to learn from your mistakes. Gambling really is a mugs game.
     
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    Yes gambling is a mugs game if you don't know what you're doing but there are plenty of pro punters making a good living.
    Ted put all his eggs in one basket, that's a lottery but it could have gone his way.
    Best to have a betting bank and only bet 5% of it on each bet. But most importantly stick to what u know. At least in teds case it's a lesson learned .... hopefully
     
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    qprted Poet Laureate

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    yes ive learned my lesson for this season but next season ,ill go off my head again and lose another load of money .you cant teach an old dog new tricks
     
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    I'm sure that I can point you towards a number of get rich quick schemes if you're interested, Ted? For instance, my Nigerian acquaintance, General Ichabod K'dogo, needs a UK bank account into which he wants to deposit $30 billion for a short time. He says that 10% is yours. All you need to do is provide him with you bank details, a copy of your passport and your inside leg measurement.
     
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    qprted Poet Laureate

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    hey that ironic ive just had a nigerian contacting me ,thank god its not a scam
     
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