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FLYING UP THE EM ONE

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by qprted, Aug 17, 2016.

  1. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    ALL DECKED OUT IN BLUE AND WHITE
    WE ARE THE QUEENS PARK RANGERS BUT WE ARE NOT COMMING FOR A FIGHT
    WE WILL ALL GIVE YOU A BIG CUDDLE AND SOME WILL GET A HUG
    WE ARE ALL CAUGHT UP WITH THE JIMMY FLOYDE BUG
    HIS DEFENSE DONT KNOW HOW TO CONCEDE
    HIS PLAYERS DONT GET INJURED AND THEY DONT BLEED
    WE ARE DESTINED TO SCOOP THE TOP PRIZE
    PRETTY SOON ALL THE FANS IN THIS DIVISION WILL REALISE
    THAT A SABASTION POULTER SHOT BRINGS TEARS TO YOUR EYES
    AND CHERY HAS THE MOST SKILLFULL LEFT FOOT SINCE STAN BOWLES
    SO LETS HANG OUR FLAGS ON OUR FLAG POLES
    AND LOOK FORWARD TO A ONE NIL, VICTORY AT THE OAKWELL TODAY
    HOW WONDERFULL IT IS TO SEE THE RANGERS PLAY
    WHEN THEY WIN AWAY
     
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    qprted, Aug 17, 2016
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  2. Tramore Ranger

    Tramore Ranger Well-Known Member
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    Can't believe I'm actually typing this............but you know what tED you're getting quite good at this poetry lark......
     
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    Seconded
     
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    finglasqpr Well-Known Member

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    Turded.
     
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    Very good but famous last words regarding defence not conceding and players not getting injured or bleeding! Let's hope these are topics we don't have to worry about for the rest of the season!
     
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    Hertfordshire Qpr Active Member

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    Ted has always been a poetry genius !
     
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    LMAO mate!
     
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  8. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    IM A POETIC GENIUS AND I HAVE NO HOPE
    ILL ALWAYS HIT THE POETRY WHEN I JUST CANT COPE
    I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO GO TO BARNSLEY TONIGHT AS IT WAS THE PLACE OF MY MOTHERS BIRTH
    BUT IVE RUN OUT OF MONEY IVE SOLD EVERYTHING OF WORTH

    BUT WATCHING JIMMY FLOYDS BOYS RIPPING TEAMS APART
    WE MAY NOT BE COMPLETED BUT ITS A GOOD PLACE TO START
    POOR BARNSLEY ARE GOING TO BE HIT BY A STUKER DIVE BOMBER WHO IS THE BFG
    THE ONLY WAY TO STOP HIM IS TO GIVE AWAY A PENALTY

    IM REALLY TRYING HAD TO SEE SOME RESPITE
    BUT THERES NO WAY THE TYKES COULD STAND AGAINST THIS MIGHT
    ALLEN BARNES FACE WILL BE A PICTURE FACE FULL OF PRIDE
    HELL BE SINGING ON THE COACH HOME AS HE RECOUNTS THE 66 -67 SIDE
     
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