Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

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15 year wedding anniversary next week.

Not sure after 15 years if still meant to make fuss over anniversary or not... Kinda a milestone. We typically have low-key anniversaries.

Shes after a room sized wool rug. Is that romantic enough? Is that too much?

Should I buy myself a new kayak and tell her its for her? Is tying a bow around my willy too crass?


Should it be a red bow or a pink one?
 
Milk-ings said:
15 year wedding anniversary next week.

Not sure after 15 years if still meant to make fuss over anniversary or not... Kinda a milestone. We typically have low-key anniversaries.

Shes after a room sized wool rug. Is that romantic enough? Is that too much?

Should I buy myself a new kayak and tell her its for her? Is tying a bow around my willy too crass?


Should it be a red bow or a pink one?
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Get her a gun, she's American, she'll love it. Although probably already has one... Maybe a fancy holder <ok>
 
Milk-ings said:
15 year wedding anniversary next week.

Not sure after 15 years if still meant to make fuss over anniversary or not... Kinda a milestone. We typically have low-key anniversaries.

Shes after a room sized wool rug. Is that romantic enough? Is that too much?

Should I buy myself a new kayak and tell her its for her? Is tying a bow around my willy too crass?


Should it be a red bow or a pink one?
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Just **** up the arse shouting "happy anniversary Doris", She'll love it ;)
 
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Milk-ings said:
15 year wedding anniversary next week.

Not sure after 15 years if still meant to make fuss over anniversary or not... Kinda a milestone. We typically have low-key anniversaries.

Shes after a room sized wool rug. Is that romantic enough? Is that too much?

Should I buy myself a new kayak and tell her its for her? Is tying a bow around my willy too crass?


Should it be a red bow or a pink one?
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After 15 years you still need to ask that question?

Congratulations, btw.
 
First day back in work after a holiday to Bulgaria, nice place food was good as was the beer. Very hot though, I usually go off and explore more on a holiday but it was in the 30's as soon as the sun was up.
 
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