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  1. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Lets stop there, it is lunchtime
     
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  2. saintanton

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    It also has 560mph wind. <yikes>
     
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  3. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    only the most highbrow stuff is fit for here
     
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  4. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    I eat my meals sat on the bog whilst taking ****s

    #economical

    #timeconscious
     
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  5. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    thats lovely.
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    15 year wedding anniversary next week.

    Not sure after 15 years if still meant to make fuss over anniversary or not... Kinda a milestone. We typically have low-key anniversaries.

    Shes after a room sized wool rug. Is that romantic enough? Is that too much?

    Should I buy myself a new kayak and tell her its for her? Is tying a bow around my willy too crass?


    Should it be a red bow or a pink one?
     
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  8. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Get her a gun, she's American, she'll love it. Although probably already has one... Maybe a fancy holder <ok>
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Never go pink milk.. she won't notice it.....
     
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  10. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Just **** up the arse shouting "happy anniversary Doris", She'll love it ;)
     
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  11. saintanton

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    After 15 years you still need to ask that question?

    Congratulations, btw.
     
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  12. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Make sure to gag her or you'll have her asking "who is Doris" half way through...
     
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  13. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Cushty that, if I was a kid i'd be pissed off if someone signed my nice white shirt though!
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Shes actually anti-gun. I'll get her a big Mac instead.
     
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    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Will he be available?
     
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    First day back in work after a holiday to Bulgaria, nice place food was good as was the beer. Very hot though, I usually go off and explore more on a holiday but it was in the 30's as soon as the sun was up.
     
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  17. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    The women....?
     
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  18. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    a gun rack. <ok>

     
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  19. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Yes there are women.
     
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  20. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    #iwould
     
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