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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by qprted, May 17, 2016.

  1. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Yep cheers Ted ya brown nosing bellend <laugh>

    Btw the hilarity of this thread will last a lot longer :biggrin:
     
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  2. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    ive been a brown nosed bellend all my life
    it certainly goes with having a susan boyle lookalike for a wife
    good luck friendly red
    next season you will see more of qprted
     
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  3. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    I'd you don't get banned before then #watchoutenrickysabout
     
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  4. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    I WONT BANNED
    EVERYTHING IS PLANNED
    THE EVERTONIAN IS BLUE
    BUT HE DOSNT HAVE A CLUE
    NEXT SEASON LIVERPOOL MOVE LIKE A BEAUTIFULL ENGINE
    THE MAN UTD WILL BECOME A RED INJUN
    AND THE CAVALRY ALWAYS WIN
    WATCH THESE LIVERPOOL BUILD FROM THE BACK
    AND IF THE GOALIE SEES A HOLE HE WILL CEMENT OVER THE CRACK
    METICULOLUS DETAILS ARE ONLY FOR THE DEAD
    YOU NEED TO BE FLAMBOYANT TO BE A LIVERPOOOL RED
    NEXT SEASONS FIXTURE LIST WILL GIVE US A CLUE
    WE NEED FIVE EASY GAMES TO MAKE OUR DREAMS COME TRUE
     
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  5. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Am I right in saying the missing word off the end of the thread title is N0bheads?
     
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  6. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    NOBHEADS ....................................................whhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttt
     
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  7. Justovertheline

    Justovertheline Well-Known Member

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    Fook ing Terrrrwat.....
     
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  8. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    FOOTBALL IS ALL ABOUT MANAGEMENT THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER BILL SHANKLY IN LONDON WHEN I GREW UP FROM LIVERPOOL WE WORSHIPED THE BEATLES AND BILL SHANKLEY AND BILL BUILT A DYNASTY WHEN YOU LOOK AT HIS LIFE STORY I WISHED HE HAD NOT RETIRED SO EARLY I THINK IF HE HAD STAYED ANOTHER FOUR YEARS THEN THE LIVERPOOL COULD HAVE BEEN EVEN GREATER DONT FORGET HE BOUGHT RAY CLEMACE AND KEVIN KEEGAN
     
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  9. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    FIRST THEY WIN THE FA CUP NOW THEY GET MOURINIO AS A MANAGER

    we need to get some serious thought put into the revitalisation of liverpool,if you look at london
    arsenal should have seeled the whole of london when they built the ermerits as it was designed to hold 75 thousand
    but harringay council capped there attendances at 60 thousand now west ham and chelsea are going to build 60 thousand and tottenham have now got the biggest ground in london at 61 thousand
    LOOKING AT THIS PICTURE LIVERPOOL NEED TO BUILD A 80 THOUSAND STADIUM TO REALLY JUMP QUICKER THAT CLUBS LIKE EVERTON AND MAN UTD
    i adopted both you and millwall this season and im hoping they will come up but there fans are loonatics
    easily the worst in london second is west ham third is tottenham and fourth is chelsea
     
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  10. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    You need a spliff ted and calm down.

    Big stadiums are good if you can keep them filled I suppose. But I know they will disagree with me lol but old Trafford and Emirates is just fullof ruddy tourists and as a result soulless.

    Rather a small ground with locals who make it a good atmos personally.
     
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    qprted Poet Laureate

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    but i was shocked with how much money you spent on players i think you may well have over spent and bought the wrpng ones this would never have happened under bill shankly that player you have called allen i think he came from swansea he just dosnt look up to the magnificent tommy smith grahame souness steve mahon the real greatness of liverpool was your scouting system you always found these players like ian rush
     
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  12. saintanton

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    Whatever gives you that idea?
     
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    qprted Poet Laureate

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    TEDZILLA HE SENT ME A TELEPATHIC MESSAGE
     
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  14. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    You don't get football tourists at Anfield......:)
     
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  15. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    Must do considering the peoples club get all the fans from the area <laugh>
     
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  16. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    So you better be selling lots of Thomas Cook packages
     
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  17. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    Don't get Thomas cook in Norway :bandit:
     
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  18. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Ask for Thooumas Coooooker
     
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  19. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    IVE HAD A DREAM
    THE LIVERPOOL WILL PACK UP SOME STEAM
    THEY WILL ATTACK
    AND BE STRONG AT THE BACK
    THEY WILL BREAK AWAY FROM THE PACK
    THE MANX WILL BLOW HOT AIR
    BUT THE MIGHTY LIVERPOOL WONT CARE
    JENNER WILL SHAVE OFF ALL HIS HAIR
    THERE WILL BE LIVERPOOL FANS EVERYWHERE
    AINFIED WILL HOLD 120 THOUDSAND FANS
    THESE ARE THE BEST LAID PLANS
    THIS IS AFTER ALL JOHN LENNONS TEAM
    SO LETS START THE NEW REGIME
    BY WINNING THE FIRST FIVE LEAUGUE GAMES
    FORGET ALL THIS CALLING EACH OTHER NASTY NAMES
    LETS SET THE PACE
    THIS MASSAGE IVE RECIEVED FROM JENNER WHO COMES FROM OUTER SPACE
    IM FED UP WITH FERDINAND HES BROKEN MY HEART
    ITS TIME TO MAKE A BRAND NEW START
    THESE TELEPATHIC MESSAGES FROM JENNER WONT STOP
    HE WANTS ME TO JOIN THE FAMOUS COP
    SO HERE I AM JENNER WHAT SHOULD I DO NEXT
    IM SURE IM NOT READING PROPERLY YOUR LATEST TEXT
    CANT BE WEAR A BLINDFOLD AND GO AND OPEN A SANDWICH ROUND ON THE MOTORWAY
    MY GOD MAN I WOULD RATHER WATCH QUEENS PARK RANGERS PLAY
     
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  20. Gucci.Mane

    Gucci.Mane Active Member

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    Who's this team from the Isle of man your banging on about?
     
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