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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Patience, Feb 17, 2016.

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  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I thought you had to be married to live with a female in camel land?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Feb 17, 2016
  2. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    I'm no answering as i wiznae mentioned!
     
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    Null, Feb 17, 2016
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  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    I'm a good looking George Clooney ya cubicle ****ing virgin
     
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  4. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    We met at the Twechar singles night in the village hall. I was immediately drawn to how closed her nostrils appeared and it was a quality that I hadn't considered before when choosing a potential mate. Such a trait would be very advantageous to me considering my incredibly foul body odour had scuppered any mating attempts in the past.

    We've been together nigh on 17 years now and she's as beautiful as the day I set my eyes on her nostrils.

    A million love songs later,
    And here I am trying to tell you that I care
    A million love songs later, And here I am

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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Feb 17, 2016
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  5. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    YAAASSS Baz! That's the kind of answer I wanted and a wee pic to **** to.
     
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    Patience, Feb 17, 2016
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  6. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    happy to oblige lol
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Feb 17, 2016
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  7. User Deleted

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    me and my current beau, distill, argyle street feb 2016
     
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  8. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Jammy **** - she's hawt!
     
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Feb 17, 2016
  10. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    I know she's not much to look at but she puts a smile on my face.

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    Stan, Feb 17, 2016
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Met my missus when I was 16 and she 15. She lived just along the road from me.

    Been together since then, childhood sweethearts and all that jazz.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Feb 17, 2016
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  12. Null

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    Like 'em young !
     
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    Null, Feb 17, 2016
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Did you both sing soprano in the choir?
     
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    monacoger, Feb 17, 2016
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I did when I was young.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Feb 17, 2016
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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Awe that's lovely.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Feb 17, 2016
  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    She's tall must be wearing heels.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Feb 17, 2016
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  17. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    pompeymeowth, Feb 17, 2016
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  18. Rubber Johnny

    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

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    Was her name Patience, can she rap?
     
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    Rubber Johnny, Feb 17, 2016
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    So that means you cheated on her with that 14 year old!!! You're ****ing AJ ya bheast!!


    Boooooooo!! Hiisssssssss!!!
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Feb 17, 2016
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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    The fact that I was married at 17 kinda kills my lie about the 14 year old.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Feb 17, 2016
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