Hi guys, My name is Nev and I am a student at the University of Life. I wonder if I could ask you to take 5 minutes of your precious time to help me gather research information by completing this survey. I am doing a dissertation about the effects of asking people to complete surveys on the enjoyment of football forums. It will only take 5 minutes and your help would be invaluable. And yes, it's a real survey!! https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/MM69RJN Thanks for all your help!!
Cracking effort. Best of luck young man I don't get why these lazy twats think we should contribute to an obvious 2 2 effort, with a lack of originality or substance...? Out of the "goodness" of our "hearts"... Do they not see the stuff we post? I guess not, as they use us and then immediately piss off like I'm some £3 hooker. In truth, we could easily avoid them, and usually they only take ten minutes if we want to participate, but enough with them already
Are you blind as well as stupid?. You should have put the dissertation help request on the official dissertation help request thread to avoid duplication. You are a conplete ****ing shambles. And a kernt. Survey filled out by the way. Love. ACS Xxx
Thanks for all your help!! The responses are flooding in - in that way that when there is a big puddle somewhere in Wallsend the Chronicle runs a front page story about flooding hitting the area!
Done Do I have a Dokturate in Meeja Studies now? yours Stephen Hawking (I think your survey is broken. As the correct answer to question (whatever it was)...is: yes, yes, yes and Mitro is a ****. Unfortunately I was unable to select all the required buttons)
The overwhelming consensus of the results in appear to suggest that Mitro is, indeed, a ****. It's not like he can argue that it wasn't a fair and balanced survey either!
That was fun, probably the most important thing I've done today. Can we have please have daily surveys. There'd be more chance of winning the survey than the Headline Game.....
Nev is probably collating the results and producing a League Table. No doubt about the winner I suspect.
I think this thread (and survey) should be compulsory reading for anyone who wants us to complete a survey, so that they can see how seriously we take the things. How many poor sods have had 4 years hard work wasted thanks to trusting our integrity and compassion and relying on our responses to these things??
I've had 14 responses so far. If we hit 20 then it counts as statistically accurate data (#nevsrules ) and I'll post a link to the results
In the last survey I said I was a 65+ female who strongly agreed that foreign footballers put me off my club, but strongly disagreed that homegrown players were important...
