its the opposite of wumming, instead of pissing around in a serious thread (not that we'd ever do that in sure) were going serious in a joke thread
I'm certain he ****ing didn't I didn't get any knocks on my door either. I wouldn't have answered anyway
Halloween is the only time of year when having a skull in your garden and a front door mat that says "go away" will make you have more visitors.
Did the rounds with my son on Saturday evening until this... Knock knock knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. BANG BANG BANG! "Open the door the door, I know you're in there!" I had to drag him from one neighbour's door who had left his decorations up and lights on but had probably gone out for the evening. Little f&%CKER!
Not a British tradition ,"Trick or Treat" stick it up your arse (with r and e not double s) Americans.
Duck apple, apple on a string, roasted chestnuts on Halloween night and bommy night a few days later.
Them red toffee apples are ****ing lovely and cooking your spud on a stick in the bonfire is the way to go.
Play havoc with your ****ing teeth I've not heard ANY fireworks being let off yet. ****ing kids of today
Get the chocolate coated apples if you're worried about inopportune, unplanned dental extractions and deffo don't eat the treacy toffee Been hearing whizz bangs for a couple of weeks now. Not looking forward to tomorrow evening as the public bommies at pubs and that mean roads will be chaos as usual on the 5th
Now you're talking. It was always referred to as duck apple / bob apple when I was young. Never really heard the word Halloween - All Hallows [the closest name to it] 1 Nov was a holy day, so it was duck apple > church > bommy night, penny for the guy ...........