Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch

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Some more ideas for the superimposition of Scan's lovely bonce:

Scan playing the eponymous role in Macbeth (the three witches scene, if possible)
Scan triumphantly crossing the winning line at the San Marino GP
Scan enjoying an audience with Hitler
Scan having his superb ball-sack crunched by Vinnie Jones
Scan at the Last Supper
Scan examining biscuits as they pass by on a conveyer belt

Any other suggestions?
 
The senile old bint needs putting down. This is what she said about Phil the Greek:

"He is someone who doesn't take easily to compliments but he has, quite simply, been my strength and stay all these years, and I, and his whole family, and this and many other countries, owe him a debt greater than he would ever claim, or we shall ever know."


Just ****ing die you old sow