I shall be in rural France, staying in a house without a telephone, let alone Internet, and no mobile signal. In many ways, this is a good thing. However.... Aaaaargh!!!!
Chilco: you are so trendy! I shall be in urban UK, in a house without grapes, sans internet, sin aceitunas, but above all not totally up my arse like you are!
Perhaps I overreacted to the "rural France, .......no mobile signal ..." stuff, which annoyed me. Sorry. I apologise.
I'm sure Chilco will get over it. Personally, I've been wondering what it might be like to let go of the Smart Phone, PC and Wi-Fi myself. A friend of mine told me he plans to give up the Internet. Brave.!
I don't know, that beard is pretty much En Vogue right now.... I don't have a beard, I live in semi-rural Northants and probably am up my own arse!
No problem, I was only making the point that it was going to be difficult to keep tabs on the football while I was on holiday. Not sure why you got annoyed, but let's forget about it.