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Valentines Day

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by gas, Feb 9, 2015.

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  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Getting the missus a new bag and belt for her Valentine present and on Sunday she can start hoovering again.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Feb 9, 2015
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  2. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I'll be treating my sex partner to a nice manicure. <ok>

    Do you see what I did there?
     
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  3. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    taking yer dug to get it's nails clipped, aye?

    I have a hospital appt on the 14th
     
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    Tina., Feb 10, 2015
  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I've booked me and the wife a table for two at 7pm.


    I don't even know if she likes Snooker
     
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    DevAdvocate, Feb 10, 2015
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    Got some goodies coming from Ann Summers <party>

    Having a few drinks at mine, going for some tapas, ourt for some drinks then back to mine to enjoy our new goodies.
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I hope the suspenders and tights fit you.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Whit? Valentines Day again?

    Fuxake. <grr>
     
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    Gambol, Feb 10, 2015
  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Whit are you worried about, it's an excuse to drink Red Wine.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Feb 10, 2015
  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    aye, but it's the day of the year she expects me to do the cookin <grr>
     
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    Gambol, Feb 10, 2015
  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I was going to buy my missus a new watch until I realised there's a clock on the cooker.
     
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  11. Rubber Johnny

    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

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    Got her new slippers and a vibrator, if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fu.ck herself.
     
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