Bird puns thread

In the words of Alan Partridge, 'Back of the net!'

Back to my chess match now. I've just lost a rook, so it'll be tricky from heron in.

 

Anyone know the latest on Diego Poyet's contract?

It would be a real wren ch to see him leave.

 

doh! Doh!

 

I am finding some of these bird puns hard to swallow.

 

You're starting to repeat some of them, but mynahre all originals.

 

Someone's going to make a tit of themselves on this thread.

 

I think we are going to have to red kite some of these fowls

 

Make it swift, SVC.

 

Who'd have expected Rhea-l Madrid to finish 3rd in La Liga?
Now that Athletico have won it, watch them flamin' go in Lisbon next Saturday.

 

With regards to the puns on here, we really need to sort the wheat from the chaffinch.

And I see a cock-or-too have decided to post on the new bug thread.

Toucan play at that game.

 

Imagine what A2C and his Pigeon English would make of this?