Deciding To Go Shopping On A Match Day Behold, itâs match day in Sunderland; a sea of red and white zombies trundling around town, having sank their 17th pint by midday. Their counterparts, the black and white Orcs, clatter around the streets of Newcastle with bottles oâ broon and lairy expressions. The moment your stomach falls through your bottom, as realisation dawns youâve just stepped into town⦠on derby day. Squashed amongst a crowd of chanting beer bellies on legs is torture like no other. Thereâs only one thing for it; Run. Run for your life. ............................................... Southerners Assuming Youâre A Geordie When Youâre Actually From Durham/ Sunderland/Middlesbrough One thing that unites everybody in the North East region (outside the Tyneside area) is the fact we all hate being called Geordies. Not because we hate Geordies. Just because weâre not bleedinâ Geordies! Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer have both been called Geordie comedians, when in fact Vic is from Darlington and Bob is Middlesbrough-born. There is a HUGE difference, morons. Then thereâs the Americans and Australians, who we appear to be an alien race to. If they havenât asked you multiple times to repeat yourself already, theyâll have asked if youâre from Scotland. .................................................................... Everyone Knowing Your Business Down South, nobody knows your name. Move into a new place in the North, and the neighbours will be gossiping before you even step through your front door. Those growing up in villages will know the strain of pond life all too well. So ânâ so just came off the pill, the family up the road are all on the fiddle, thingy round the corner did the dirty with the hairdresserâs boyfriend in Yatesâ last night. Truth be told, youâre probably having an affair with the Amazon delivery man and are housing a rookery of penguins in your bathroom. Give. It. A. Break. .......................................................... Everyone Getting Naked At The Slightest Bit Of The Sun Itâs Spring. Weâre currently celebrating with hail. Welcome to the North East. As soon as the merest slither of sunlight appears from behind a cloud, the citizens of the North go absolutely wild: more shorts on display than a Daisy Duke beauty pageant⦠and thatâs just the men. Unfortunately, more often than not, itâs a sight that makes you want to scratch out your eyeballs with a army knife. ..................................................... The worst one imo.. Having To Listen To Painful Geordie Impressions The Moment You Tell Someone Where Youâre From âWeeeeey ayeeee man!â Is it possible to die from cringing? Thereâs always one sickly individual, usually when youâre on holiday, who has something to say about your accent. Whatâs stomach-curdling is when they put on that painful fake-Geordie twang. Ye knaa what ah mean leik? http://whatculture.com/offbeat/22-problems-people-north-east-will-understand.php Horse puncher gets a mention, any more?
Even your own say you're geordies. You lot used to sing about it before you tried convincing yourselves you were mackam.
Many Sunderland supporters are Geordies, however i don't think you'll find many of us born and bred in Sunderland who would say we are. It was a light hearted thread, if you want to take everything so seriously, that's up to you, you bore.
I'm not the one taking it seriously. I'm simply pointing out that you lot are geordies, despite your recent trial at distancing yourself from the fact. I mentioned the other thread because, when I mentioned you used to chant about being geordies, it was denied. The thread confirmed you did in deed chant it. Lighten up, you should be proud of your heritage.
**** off you cock sucker. You are small time Yorkshire pudding. I never was, never will be a geordie. Co. Durham born & bred, **** all to do with the banks of the Tyne. Trust some wassock from Ull to de-rail things. Whats up, nowt to talk about on your own board?
I'm getting a bit bored and tired of this. I'm a Sunderland supporting Geordie, like thousands of other folk. Being a Geordie has **** all to do with football, it's about what region you are from.
The whole thing was meant to be a bit of fun, then that dafy ****er turns up and it goes pear shaped.
His sole intention was to **** the thread up with his boring patter. He's done that, may as well delete the ****er.
No idea - but DMD is thick as pig **** - perfectly shown by his comments about us being geordies on this thread! I was born in Dryburn Hospital and have NEVER called myself a geordie. If someone calls me a geordie, even as a child, I corrected them. May Dad has never called himself a geordie. He was born in Bishop Auckland
He supposed to be a mediator anarl. Too numb to understand the role he agreed to take Thick as ****ing pig **** mate.
