Breakfast

Pain au chocolate bitches

 

Wanted that.

Got done toast and butter instead.

Rather gutted.

 

Porridge with strawberries followed by a few croissants. Wish I could have a full English but its impssible to get bacon over here and Beef Bacon is awful.....i urge you never to try it!!!

 

My friend called me a hippy yesterday actually, i'd rather be a hippy than a tory.

 

Freshly laid egg (from own chickens) in a buttered hot cake from bakers.

 

Apple,cucumber, carrot, spinach, lemon, beetroot juiced then blended with half avocado and ice on a health kick.

 

Bacon Sandwich

Approximately 4 slices but I didn't make it so who knows

 

Cheese and raspberry jam on toast!
Sounds bad but is truly ****ing epic!!!

 

Oh dear. Was the **** in place of the sauce you normally get with them ?

Now thats more like it. You forgot the mug of tea to wash it all done like.

 

I didnt do both at the same time. I cant eat or **** left-handed.

 

Shame but thanks for the update.

 

Three Weetabix (Tesco's own), a little fromage frais thing (Tesco's own) and a few grapes which I suppose were also from Tesco.

 

Glass of fresh orange (with bits) 2 slices wholemeal toast with olive spread and sliced banana on top and a cup of coffee with milk one and bit sugars stirred clockwise and three taps with the spoon

 

Is that what your mum makes you have?

 

This is the gayest thread ever and is embarrasing. Can't a MOD delete it?

 

Maybe if you ate some brekkie, you wouldn't be so grouchy.

 

a good shag, is that any good!

 

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Bits? BITS?!? Are you a ****ing philistine or something?

I feel quite bilious.

 

"Breakfast is for whimps", as Delboy would say.