a man walks into a bar complaining to the barman about not winning anything on the slot machines in 9 years. the barman replies "i know". how does the barman know?
A farmer has five haystacks in one field and four haystacks in another. How many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in one field?
If you were running a race and you passed the person in second place, what place would you be in now?
a doctor asks a patient who is about to be institutionalized, "we are gonna do a test to see if you need help. if we filled up a bathtub and gave you a spoon, a teacup and a bucket, how would you empty it?" the patient says, "i would use the bucket as it's the biggest thing there." What did the doctor say?
a man walks into a bar complaining to the barman about not winning anything on the slot machines in 9 years. the barman replies "i know". how does the barman know? The "man" is only 8 year old