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Discussion in 'Stoke City' started by StokieinSpain, Aug 21, 2013.

  1. StokieinSpain

    StokieinSpain Member

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    Thought I WOULD SUGGEST A FANTASY TEAM from our great supporters but because I DO NOT KNOW THE regulars that well apologies for any offence to those included or those omitted

    GK Tenderten Cris because he is a brilliant analyst and from his position will be able to comment positively on our performance

    BACK 4 POTTS because he will defend us to the hilt
    RICC FUL because he is always so positive and supportive
    ANOR
    ANOR
    Mid Field SMITHERS AND SANDOR because as Mods they will be wel balaned

    CAGE/HOLE/PLAYMAKERS WADDO because of his appreciation of qualty football
    JOWLER for the sense of humour theteam will need
    STRIKERS ONB because he always shoots from the hip with no back lift

    MANAGER ME BECAUSE OF MY DAILY PRESCRIPTION OF CAVA AND VOKA I WILL ALWAYS BE RELAXED PLAY PEOPLE IN CORRECT POSITONS ALLOW THEM TO CROSS THE HALF WAY LINE AND NOT BE VINDICTIVE TO ANYONE WHO DISAGREES

    Nominatios please for vacant positions or alternatives
    SiS

    PS Apologies,for typos Still not used to ipad
     
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  2. Pottermouth 328

    Pottermouth 328 Well-Known Member

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    This is going to get interesting. Can I have Denis Smith's shirt please. At over six ft I must be the tallest poster on this board? Oh and P.S. I never missed a pen when playing for Milton Utd. <whistle>
     
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  3. Waddos_legends

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    SIS much appreciated buddy <laugh> <ok>
     
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  4. Mrs Pottermouth

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    Looks like you are In the cage Waddo, first rule is. Thou shalt not cross the halfway line. I can't wait to read what Nick says. Just don't tell S.I.S. I never took the pens!!
     
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  5. StokieinSpain

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    Sorry Potts I'm 6' 3 and have Smithy's shirt from when we played together for Stoke Juniors in the early 60's and got half a crown a week expenses!!!

    SiS

    PS Wonder if anyone will want Walters shorts after he has cr*pped himself when we get a pen
     
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  6. nickyb

    nickyb Well-Known Member

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    Hmmm...always thought I shot from the lip!

    Story of my life...up front by myself.

    Altogether now...aaaahhhhh.

    Nice one SIS


    Hang on...the Walters 'headless chicken' role gies to.....
     
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  7. peadar1987

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    Oh can I be physio? I'm good at sponging!
     
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  8. jowlermonkey

    jowlermonkey Well-Known Member

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    Thanks muchly, does that mean i'm in the hole or a playmaker. Thought ONB would be a good playmaker with his Billy Shakestick stuff.
     
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  9. jowlermonkey

    jowlermonkey Well-Known Member

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    I see there is no transfer manager, that would be much ado about nothing!!
     
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  10. nickyb

    nickyb Well-Known Member

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    JM <ok> ...but who is Billy Shak...oh hang on...Christopher Marlowe innit?

    Tis going from Bard to Worse
     
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  11. jowlermonkey

    jowlermonkey Well-Known Member

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    A tale of Two Stoke Cities, even. What the Dickens.
     
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  12. nickyb

    nickyb Well-Known Member

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    It was the best if times and the worst of times.

    Or in Stoke's terms...Hard Times.

    And don't mentioned ' Our Mutual Friend'
     
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  13. StokieinSpain

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    OH DEAR What literary masters have I unleashed Seems like we have a team to take on Anne NIghtingale or the sexless patronising Twister Julia Bradbury

    Just hope Saturday against Palace isnt a case of hubble bubble toil and trouble and it does not end up with Nickys theme tune of Out damn spotty Hughes

    SiS
     
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  14. nickyb

    nickyb Well-Known Member

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    Hang on SIS, since I saw Julia in a bikini somewhere in Iceland...no not the shop but some old geyser
     
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  15. Tenterdenkentpotter

    Tenterdenkentpotter Member Forum Moderator

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    Well SIS, thanks for suggesting I am a brilliant analyst and given my position in Block 13 row 10 literally 6 rows be able to give a positive spin on whatever happens!

    I am looking forward to Saturday and just hope we manage to score at least a couple without response. I will be home late but will try to comment as I see it!
     
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