Two new signings imminent according to NUFC.com

****ing hell Joe looks near the end. While deals were being struck was he out rat arsed pissed lying face down, in his own **** in the gutter?

 

Saw this on another board, dont know if its true but it made laugh my T*TS off. Enjoy!!


*Last week there was a meeting scheduled in the evening with Pardew and others to discuss the clubs PR.
Joe got pissed up on the train on the way there, He was mortal in the meeting.
The next morning he then phoned Pardew to ask when the meeting was.
He couldn't remember being at it.

*Then later in the day he sat down with Pardew and Carr to discuss transfer targets, He went into a drunken rant about foreign strikers and claimed we should sign Carlton Cole who he reckons scored 17 goals last season when in fact he scored twice.

*He has met Darren Bent, drunk again.
Bent and his people walked out of the room.

*Ashley is considering removing him as DOF.

It's on twitter so it must be true XD

 

Well to be fair of all the stories i've heard about Kinnear this was definitely the one that i believed most

 

I wish this was true, but I suspect no matter how pissed Kinnear gets, Ashley will let him stay. I still believe Kinnear is only here to force Pardew out with his ****ing pathetic behaviour

 

I woder if Joe was too pissed to fly his own, private 747. I know I'd think twice before boarding with him in that state.

 

It's like sending Gazza to cut our deals ffs

 

Someone needs to look up the definition of the word imminent

 

haha patience albert, patience

 

They know, that we know what everyone else in football knows that they'll come back empty handed.

Its a day trip on the p***.

The only way they'll be coming back with someone will be if their kidnapped in the back of the van, even that will be accidental.

Can just imagine them in 'The Only Fools and Horses' with JFK as Delboy and Pardew as Rodders.

 

I see Pardew reckons 1 signing & we are set? No worries about replacing Cabaye then? Still it takes us 9 months to replace star players Carroll, Ba etc...

 

come on Pards 1 signing isn't enough.. of course unless it's Ronaldo...is it?

 

Given Kinnear's history of getting players name's wrong (Insomnia), i'm frightened to see who he'd bring back from a trip abroad.

 

Beginning of window: Looking at 3-4 signings
Mid-window: 2 signings
Nearing end of window: 1 signing will do
End of window: Like a new signing...

 

Rep! Depressing but true unfortunately!

 

Spot on

 

Hasn't it transpired that they were in France at an Ashley holiday villa. How much fckin talking can one club do without actually doing anything?

 

Another loan deal?


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Bonjour, these might be the two signings mentioned.


http://nothingbutnewcastle.com/2013/08/blogs/newcastle-and-southampton-line-up-violets-duo?

 

Hopefully not. With the state we're in we need players that are a bit more proven than those two.

Admittedly I know nothing about the two players mentioned in that article but we need a CF that is proven in a good quality league for me. We also need a quick winger and a replacement for Cabaye which probably means we're in for the two you've mentioned as they don't really fit the profile of what we need

It really is a shambles that I'm reading reports today that a trasfer summit was held between JK, Ashley, Pardew & Carr last week. I mean the summit should have been held back at the end of May and the players should have been acquired no later than before our first game. I could understand if we got a couple in before the first game but were still waiting for say one deal to progress that dragged on slightly longer but it's just not the case.

I also have no idea how many players we'll sign before then window closes, with us it could honestly range from no players coming in to 3 or 4.

 

NUFC, a great club, great tradition, good fans and ...............monkeys in charge.