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Fellaini? lol..

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by united132, Aug 7, 2013.

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  1. Ezio Auditore

    Ezio Auditore Member

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    if you make it to 25 posts ill be amazed
     
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    Ezio Auditore, Aug 7, 2013
  2. massivebumhole

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    If he makes it to the toilet next time instead of wedding the bed i'll be amazed.

    Actually that was a low shot, I apologise. Shouldn't take the p*ss.
     
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  3. massivebumhole

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    I am on TOP form today. I've switched from decaffeinated to normal coffee, I am flying.
    As AR put it, I’m sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms rolled up into a point, dipped in lemon and stabbed into somebody's eye.
     
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  4. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Will dipperpool finish top 8 if Rat face leaves?
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Aug 7, 2013
  5. Ezio Auditore

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    tbh i think youre a knob
     
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    Ezio Auditore, Aug 7, 2013
  6. Drogs

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    <laugh>.
     
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  7. Ezio Auditore

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    What about Man U? Will they even get top 10 this season? You appointed DAVID MOYES ffs :cheesy:

    no wonder big wayne wants to go
     
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    Ezio Auditore, Aug 7, 2013
  8. united132

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    dont remind me
     
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  9. massivebumhole

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    I like the use of the 'k' in the 'nob' comment. Interesting. It's kind of playful, yet still has real intent there. Suffice to say, I have been schooled. MCMH, you're one dog I don't wanna mess with.

    Wanna be friends?
     
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  10. Ezio Auditore

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    just stay out of my way and well get along fine
     
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    chelsea - over 100 years of history Well-Known Member

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    Haven't you got a Suarez shirt to burn? ;)
     
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    chelsea - over 100 years of history, Aug 7, 2013
  12. massivebumhole

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    ****, sorry dude, didn't realise you were a dipper. The offer of friendship is rescinded (that means void. which means no longer valid. which means.....b*llocks, it just isn't going to happen, put it that way)
     
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  13. united132

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    moyes also made rooney want to leave...
     
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  14. HRH Custard VC

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    dont give him matches he will burn himself
     
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  15. Ezio Auditore

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    he still plays for Liverpool ya mong
     
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  16. Ezio Auditore

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    keep going and ill shank ya
     
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  17. united132

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    I can see some plastics on this forum burning a rooney shirt if he leaves
     
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  18. massivebumhole

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    I set fire to our shed once whilst somebody was in it. Wasn't the most sensible thing to do, but I was only 8. Reckon this MCMH dude is older than that?

    If you're watching dude, and you are over 8, go ahead and burn that shirt. Take a dump on it first as well, it&#8217;ll be worth it. But you may need to spray the turd with something flammable first, depending on how much 'mass' is there and what you've been eating.

    If you're under 8, don't play with matches, they burn sheds down. And no, 7 years and 11 months isn't the same as 8. Go to bed.
     
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  19. Ezio Auditore

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    im 59 mate. turning 60 next week. hopefully my wife will give me a blowjob
     
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  20. massivebumhole

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    Was just having a bit of banter, I don't wanna get shanked.
     
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