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  1. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    When I go on holiday I never wear a watch or indeed any time piece whatsoever! Complete and utter freedom, bliss! <ok>
     
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    If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would he chuck?
     
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  3. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Why is Reading spelled Reading?
     
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  4. Kent canary

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    why, why, why, Delilah?
     
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    How come when you open a tin of evaporated milk, it's full?
     
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  6. KIO

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    Why do women blame everything on their hormones ?
     
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  7. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    They just ****ING DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<grr>
     
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  8. KIO

    KIO Well-Known Member

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    LOL <laugh>
     
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    "Why is abbreviation such a long word?" C-D

    So you can shorten it?
     
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  10. KIO

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    Why must you think that 'Absolutely Fabulous' was a brilliant sitcom ?
     
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  11. redruthyella

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    What is a private school? And how is it different from a public school?
     
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  12. KIO

    KIO Well-Known Member

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    Why doesn't pubic hair keep growing ?
     
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  13. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Why do birds suddenly appear... Every time, you are near?
     
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    Is it because they long to be close to you????
     
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  15. KIO

    KIO Well-Known Member

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    Who or what created the universe and why ? And if it was a 'big bang' rather than being created by a greater God, who put the gases there in the first place ?

    cue farting puns ;)
     
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    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Would that be "breaking" news?
     
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  17. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Not with my armpits! <laugh>
     
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  18. Oxcanary

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    many suggest the problem of evil is proof that God does not exist - wasps and the problem of banality would also seem to be a likely proof
     
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    Yes, yes, yes Warky - why do people in front of me in cafes say 'can I get a Latte' instead of ' i would like a latte'. When they say 'can I get a Latte' I inwardly scream ' no **** off ask properly'
     
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    I had a friend who was asked to leave a pub because a premier league team coach was about to arrive - his response was to put a quid in the juke box and put this on ten times!
     
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