In your Newcastle slums In your Newcastle slums You look in the dustbin for something to eat You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat In your Newcastle slums In your Newcastle slums You **** on the carpet, you piss in the bath You finger your grandma, and think it's a laugh In your Newcastle slums In your Newcastle slums You speak in an accent exceedingly rare You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair In your Newcastle slums In your Newcastle slums Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick You can't get a job 'cos you're too ****ing thick In your Newcastle slums