Chris Hughton has raised up the bar, Best defending we've seen so far No-one more pretty Than our Alex Tettey Welcome to fortress CR
Sometimes you just have to stand and appaud. Absolute Quality Redruth. As for the rest of us, form an orderly queue on your way out!
This one takes some combination of syllables: Well hey there sports fans here we go, It's Canaries @ The Delia Dome, Every week we are there, Not one bleacher seat is found spare, As we cheer on the jerseys of yellow! LET'S GO CANARIES LET'S GO!!!!
Our season started off with a fail, It was obvious to some that we'd trail, A change of formation, Has been a sensation, A cup beckons - could this be our Holy Grail?
1p5wich's fans are feeling sad, reminiscing what they once had, Now all that beckons, Is League 1 and I reckon, We'll not see them while they remain just as bad!
Dark days at Fulham were loomin, The Ipsquit fans were a wummin, But City fans thought, So what, it’s five nought, We’ll soon be sending Fergie runnin. Oh God, sorry everyone! Not good at this sort of thing!
There’s a time and a place, To put a smile on the face, When Pilk’s rocket header, made us all feel better, And a performance that was just Ace. Already got my coat on!!!!
The boys they dew keep a'troshin, From Man U all down t'Tottenham, Sure as ya far's got a dickey, We are sitting pretty, And the Premier League we'll soon be a'toppin'
In these days of footballers' vanity, Where money inflates their insanity, The Norwich squad, Are not that odd, They're just like the rest of humanity.
They play very pretty Do Johnson and Tettey! They break up opponents in flow, Then pass to a friend, Who'll advance it no-end, Then add to our score, don't you know!
There is an ex fitter of tyres, Whom everybody admires, When he gets the ball, His touches enthrall, We hope he never retires.
When injury struck down John Ruddy We all thought that things would get bloody When from the long grass Leapt Bunny-he's class And with Snoddy and Pilky Showing skills that are silky Our fears of survival will pass.
Mrs J points out mine does'nt scan and comes up with: There once was a team called The Yellows Who were all magnificent fellows They all played their best Full of vigour and zest Cheered on by their loyal fans' bellows
Second attempt: At first he was "Houghton" on Twitter He followed Paul Lambert,the quitter He took our defence And made it immense Now "Chris Hughton's" the toast,mine's a bitter!
