If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.
If Andy Murray were a constant source of wet horny lady bits quivering expectantly for your hard-and-hot love muscle he probably wouldn't be so good at tennis.
If his best friend was a teddy bear he'd be Andy Pandy. If he wanted to **** off his best mate he'd be Andy Pandy Hand Shandy.
No mate, stayed in last night, was out on Monday, Wednesday and Thursday though. I want to be fresh for tonight, going to watch Nice v Fulham in a friendly. A mate of mine is a Fulham fan, so there are about 10 of us going to it, he said that the Fulham ticket office said that a grand total of 14 tickets for the Fulham end have been sold! That was a few days ago though, so hopefully more have been sold.
NICE one Sounds like a good day out... boozesession! I'm being reseved this weekend... being nice to the wife! Out for dinner later - nae booze (to prove that I can ) and then cinema! Chokin for a beer!
You trying to prove to yourself or the wife? I often think about doing things like that, but I usually only get to about 3 days and because I feel so pleased with myself, I end up getting drunk to celebrate, which defeats the purpose a little!
Bit of both... been hammering the booze (and the ching) lately so thought I'd take a few weeks aff it! Trying to loose the beer gut as well!!
