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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    My reasoning on the disabled theory.

    Talking about theories, the fu.king LHC is STILL switched off. They need to get a fu.king grip <doh>
     
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  2. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    it didn't affect the carling cup so i think kenny generates his won higg's bosons...

    I think i am in total agreement with you guys on this one. disabled toilets in 95% of resturants etc are never used. I honestly this the EU or whomever think 50% of the population are in wheelchairs OR someguy knows exactly what we are saying and also agrees with us.

    i'd say he's sitting on his throne in brussels right now having a snaeaking quickie before going to the next meeting about eu standards in sprout manufacutre or something... I wonder if they have a safe **** standard in the piepline.
     
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  3. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    Doesn't bother me where or when I take a dump.

    When you've gotta go, you've gotta go......

    I know people who won't crap at all in the local pub, they "save it up" for when they get home.


    Bollocks to that, If I was to try that it'd get very messy.....
     
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    On the subject of **** -

    I used to live with a a couple of mates, one of which was called 'Tickle'. Me and the other housemate went out for a planned weekend away on the lash and of course on the pull.
    We managed to pull a couple of birds the first night so we decided to cancel the weekend and take them back to ours - to my horror this is what we stumbled upon....

    As soon as we opened the front door all we could smell was ****. Tickle and his Mrs (who was ****ing gorgeous) were in the bath together with **** floating around the bath.. porn posters on the bathroom wall smothered in **** with beer bottles covered in **** everywhere <yikes>

    The 2 birds we brought back were ****ing horrified and walked straight back out... I made sure Tickle knew we found out he had a **** fetish and then ****ed off for our originally planned weekend away.

    When we returned Tickle had vanished - a week later he came back. Still to this day I take the piss out of him.

    ...happy ending - Tickle got married to his bird and now they live in a nice house in the country. God knows what they get upto, but it's now called '**** Cottage'.


    True story <ok>
     
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  5. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    <yikes><yikes><yikes><yikes><yikes><yikes><yikes><yikes>

    Now I'm not narrow minded by any means, and there are very few things I won't/haven't tried, but this is well over the line for me.
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That's one perversion I have to draw the line at. How the fu.k can that turn anyone on? Watersports is fine, but that <yikes> YOu have some strange mates, Sky
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    <yikes>

    Watersports are NOT fine... better than ****, but still ****ed up!
     
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  8. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Hash enjoys water sports with a certain forum members sister I believe <whistle>
     
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  9. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    He calls it watersports - but in reality he just pissed the bed <ok>
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    In small doses and in the bathroom. Don't worry. I won't be indulging when you're up. I wouldn't do it with the current unit, for reasons you will see when you finally get up here <ok>
     
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  11. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    I think you will meet Dribbling before youmeet SKY <ok> ( if you like it or not )
     
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  12. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    Nothing wrong with a bit of Wet Sex.

    BTW, I just cracked off a little one - stinks like **** but I think i got away with it <laugh>
     
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  13. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    This thread has often been **** in the metaphorical sense- but now has become literally so.
    Wouldn't you like to start a "Great ****s I Have Known" thread or something and keep it on there?
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    This will not be happening. Alien sex is more repulsive than sh.t sex <ok>
     
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    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    If you haven't got anything good to say about **** then don't say anything at all <laugh>

    ****ist <ok>
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I will die a natural death soon enough. Fear nor Saint <ok>
     
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  17. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Bit harsh on yourself there RHC <ok>
     
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  18. Whiteside of Red

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    So you don't want to hear about French plumbing and its failure to handle the 'Kon-Tiki raft'?
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Your editing skills know no bounds Eric
     
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  20. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    Classic.
    Don't want you to die, RHC. Just stop talking ****.
     
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