ITK EXCLUSIVE: AVB to be sacked in the morning!

As I posted last week, Mourinho's shadow is rising like Dracula's cloak over dear old Arse Boils, he's a dead man walking...
Did anyone else find it mildly amusing when Sturridge gave the image of someone who had been incredibly hard done by for giving away a soft penalty?
Isn't it horrible when someone cheats you to get a penalty!!!!! What goes around comes around!! Laughed my socks off and Sturridge gave away the other to really make my day!!
I could hear my neighbour cheering the Chelsea goals.......so I know he heard me cheer theirs....should be fun defrosting the car in the morning....