The new Liverpool chant

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originallambrettaman

originallambrettaman

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Made me smile(to When Johnny comes marching home):

His armband lied, he was no red, Torres, Torres
He’s just a rent boy, like they said, Torres, Torres,
Into our backs, he plunged his knife,
I hope John Terry shags his wife,
Fernando Torres, he’s just a pile of ****
 
Best one is to Van Persie to the tune of Rewind by the Artful Dodger

RVP
when the girl says no
molest her
 
Nah best one by far is......

Park park, you ugly ****,
you look just like a crispy duck,
could be worse, could be gay,
getting bummed by John O Shea.
 
Park, Park, wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country!
It could be worse, you could be a Scouse,
Eating rats in your council house!
 
Aresnal's Adebayor chant is the best.

Adebayor, Adebayoooor.
His Dad washes Elephants
and his mum is a w**re
 
i heard some chelsea fans singing to the same torres tune..

he is a blue he was a red, torres, torres..
he hates the kop, he loves the shed, torres, torres..
he used to go out on the rob, but now hes got a proper job..
fernando torres chelseas number 9.. <laugh>
 
How do you guys know these songs? I can never catch what's being sung when listening on the telly.
 
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