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You can fly one way from Tirana for the cost of a couple of cartons of cigarettes so why are Albanians turning up in dinghies?

Your cousin texts you the Albanian equivalent of "Yo Bro! get yourself over to the UK, we have the lions share of pimping and drug dealing, if you fancy getting your hands dirty you can strip copper wires from the railway or help run a car wash. We get to ride our pimped out sports cars up and down Piccadilly Circus too!"

Or

Your cousin texts you the Pakistani equivalent of "Yo Bro! get yourself over to the UK, we have brothers and sisters in every single government body that runs the country from immigration and customs to Parliament so you can rest assured that when you get a job with Abdul in Rotherham that you will be given a free house, benefits and as many young white girls as you like to r@pe!"

Do you A) apply for a work visa with the risk that your only job experience of molesting goats won't get you in B) apply for a tourist visa and melt into the underworld hoping never to be seen again or C) take your chance on a dinghy where you will be escorted by the RNLI to shore then whisked off by His Majesty's constabulary to a 4 star hotel where you will receive a paid up credit card and a new mobile phone and chances are the British government will declare a migrant amnesty and hand you a shiny black UK passport.

How much it costs to do things correctly and legitimately is a pointless argument, they will come here by whatever means possible knowing full well that it is all milk and honey compared to the sh!tholes they came from. Hell, you can be an ungrateful cnut and sh!t all over the country once you've arrived complaining about the food, the weather and the fact that not enough people look like you.
 
This is a bullshit. The Home Secretary just said that the murder of Henry Novak wasn't racist it was just murder. But when you hear the 999 phone call the first thing the murders brother says is they've just been racially abused by a white boy

****ing racism from the start. And that **** of a copper...'I've been stabbed'...'I don't think so, mate' needs kicking out cos he's ****ing clueless
 
The Sikh community has strongly condemned the killing and told the BBC worries about Digwa's behaviour in the past had prompted them to bar him from one of their places of worship in Southampton. It added that this happened long before he murdered Nowak.

The Sikh Federation said the blade used by Digwa was not a kirpan and the Sikh Press Association added that plans are in process to ensure every initiated Sikh in the UK is addressed directly regarding kirpan rules and responsibility.

In a statement Digwa's family said they were "deeply sorry for the pain and suffering the Nowak family has had to endure".

It continues: "We would give anything to turn back time so the path of both Henry and Vickrum never crossed that night. We cannot change what has happened, we just hope that no further pain is caused in its name." The family added that it "apologises to the Sikh community for our son's actions which have unfairly brought the community into disrepute" and asked that the "tragedy is not used to inflame division or hostility".
 
The Sikh community has strongly condemned the killing and told the BBC worries about Digwa's behaviour in the past had prompted them to bar him from one of their places of worship in Southampton. It added that this happened long before he murdered Nowak.

The Sikh Federation said the blade used by Digwa was not a kirpan and the Sikh Press Association added that plans are in process to ensure every initiated Sikh in the UK is addressed directly regarding kirpan rules and responsibility.

In a statement Digwa's family said they were "deeply sorry for the pain and suffering the Nowak family has had to endure".

It continues: "We would give anything to turn back time so the path of both Henry and Vickrum never crossed that night. We cannot change what has happened, we just hope that no further pain is caused in its name." The family added that it "apologises to the Sikh community for our son's actions which have unfairly brought the community into disrepute" and asked that the "tragedy is not used to inflame division or hostility".
Must defend brown murderers
 
This is a bullshit. The Home Secretary just said that the murder of Henry Novak wasn't racist it was just murder. But when you hear the 999 phone call the first thing the murders brother says is they've just been racially abused by a white boy

****ing racism from the start. And that **** of a copper...'I've been stabbed'...'I don't think so, mate' needs kicking out cos he's ****ing clueless
The brother referred to the deceased as a "white bastard " on the 999 call but the expletive was beeped out.

Of course it was racially motivated, the family lied & watched the white boy bleed out because they have zero empathy for non brown Sikhs.

There is no category for racial abuse against white men in the piggy handbook.

They read him his rights cuffed behind his back as he slipped away .

The police are the enemy
 
This is a bullshit. The Home Secretary just said that the murder of Henry Novak wasn't racist it was just murder. But when you hear the 999 phone call the first thing the murders brother says is they've just been racially abused by a white boy

****ing racism from the start. And that **** of a copper...'I've been stabbed'...'I don't think so, mate' needs kicking out cos he's ****ing clueless
They made it about race by playing the race card.

The copper is an abject failure of duty. Charge him with culpable homicide.