Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

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I know mate, just messing a bit!

To be fair to Short he did back us initially until it fell apart in 2017 and even then he'd given Moyes money the summer before which he wasted. It was after that when he wanted out that he didn't back us and that resulted in the double relegation. That was criminal, a few quid for a decent striker and goalkeeper would have kept us up. If Short had appointed and listened to the right people we'd never have been in that mess. It always makes me wonder how someone can be as successful in business as he was/is but completely lose it running a football club. But there in, is as you say, the difference between Ashley and Short. Ashley, if the stories are right, only found out after he bought the mags what the true state of their finances were and sensibly put them right, kept them stable and didn't do anything that put the club at risk. Short allowed us to hemorrhage £20 million a year until became unsustainable and we know what happened next. Makes you wonder what would have happened if things had been switched with Ashley owning us and Short the mags?
Think we'll see the Short effect down the road this summer as their owners pull the plug
 
Well maybe they will buy and hustle their way through it all. Certainly Gulf sovereign wealth projects are used to financial and political leverage smoothing out problems pretty quickly.

But even if they are seriously interested, and they want to stay where they are, and even if they pull all the levers they are used to pulling, it is still a very tall order. And it will in any event take a lot of time. A lot.

Which begs the obvious question: Would a country like Saudi Arabia, used to getting what it wants without publicly asking for it, and getting it at a click of the fingers, want to get involved in a protracted legal and regulatory fight which could take years and years? And it could, it all gets harder in England all the time, which is why nothing gets done.

Or will they seek a way out of it, and say, "we were glad to help and look forward to watching the new owner continue the project, blah....blah... blah"?

If there were odds to be had, I think they would be on option two.
Yip. That sounds fab to me. I hope your right.
 
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Think we'll see the Short effect down the road this summer as their owners pull the plug

Put yourself in their position and try to work out an exit strategy, call it 'The Trump effect'.

The Saudis will eventually bale out of Dodge but how?

If they sell up now they'd need a buyer capable of either spending vast amounts for little return ...

... or facing down the Mags and saying 'No new stadium, no big changes to SJP and no big spending.'

In other words another Mike Ashley.

As you've said it's most likely to be a 'Short' style dumping of the debt and let a Donald/Methven operation jump in.

There's nothing in between imo.
 
Think we'll see the Short effect down the road this summer as their owners pull the plug
In fairness to Short his heart was in the right place in terms of the club and we cost him a lot of money personally. The way Moyes wasted money in his last year was enough to knock anyone’s end in so we shouldn’t see him as a bad guy imho. Sadly he employed poor people.

In terms of the Saudis, the mags have cost them a lot of money already and it’s going to cost them a lot lot more to get their infrastructure to even a decent standard before they consider further investment on the playing side, which also needs significant more monies. The mags mean little to them and there will be a lot easier and cheaper ways to sportswash for them moving forward. it’s going to be an interesting watch and possibly a kind of mothballing will take place.

Mike’s shop windows were an easy target..there maybe some shouting at petrol stations coming our way soon.
 
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In fairness to Short his heart was in the right place in terms of the club and we cost him a lot of money personally. The way Moyes wasted money in his last year was enough to knock anyone’s end in so we shouldn’t see him as a bad guy imho. Sadly he employed poor people.

In terms of the Saudis, the mags have cost them a lot of money already and it’s going to cost them a lot lot more to get their infrastructure to even a decent standard before they consider further investment on the playing side, which also needs significant more monies. The mags mean little to them and there will be a lot easier and cheaper ways to sportswash for them moving forward. it’s going to be an interesting watch and possibly a kind of mothballing will take place.

That's an interesting point mate, what do the Mags mean to them except a large captive audience?

The NE doesn't have a large cosmopolitan population, it's right wing as far as football is concerned and two Jews own part of the club. None of that really gels with a radical Islamic state tbh ...

... I don't think the Saudis will look back fondly at Newcastle or ever return once they've left.
 
That's an interesting point mate, what do the Mags mean to them except a large captive audience?

The NE doesn't have a large cosmopolitan population, it's right wing as far as football is concerned and two Jews own part of the club. None of that really gels with a radical Islamic state tbh ...

... I don't think the Saudis will look back fondly at Newcastle or ever return once they've left.
I think the mags were a means to an end for sports washing and other political issues. There was never any real interest in the club as a whole, just a tool for a particular objective.

It reminds me a bit someone told me years ago about Blackburn Rovers and the Venkys. He said that the Venkys bought Blackburn because they saw other nationalities, Russians, Americans, Chinese, Arabs, owning football clubs in the EPL and thought "India should have an EPL team as well, India shouldn't be missing out" so bought a team in an English town with a large Asian community, thinking they'd become "India's team". But the Venkys knew nothing about football, running a club or the fact that indians interested in football already had a team to follow and wouldn't switch allegiance just because a team is owned by their country. Their mismanagement of Blackburn meant that they were never successful enough to attack newer fans in India.

I think the Saudis were similar. They wanted a team because of the Abu Dhabi lot at Man City, the Qataris at PSG and all that profile having a high profile club can bring. They wanted a team in arguably the most glamorous and high profile league in the world and were sold a pup by Stavely. They thought that it would be easy to buy success at the mags and it would dazzle people enough to make them look good. But it's not worked out that way and I do think they've lost interest in them. It's like buying an expensive car, buying a Jaguar is nice, but if it's mixed in with a bunch of Bentleys, Ferraris, Aston Martins, Rolls Royce's it ends up being a bit "meh". Unless there something to make it special to keep, you're more likely to get rid and forget about it.
 
I think the mags were a means to an end for sports washing and other political issues. There was never any real interest in the club as a whole, just a tool for a particular objective.

It reminds me a bit someone told me years ago about Blackburn Rovers and the Venkys. He said that the Venkys bought Blackburn because they saw other nationalities, Russians, Americans, Chinese, Arabs, owning football clubs in the EPL and thought "India should have an EPL team as well, India shouldn't be missing out" so bought a team in an English town with a large Asian community, thinking they'd become "India's team". But the Venkys knew nothing about football, running a club or the fact that indians interested in football already had a team to follow and wouldn't switch allegiance just because a team is owned by their country. Their mismanagement of Blackburn meant that they were never successful enough to attack newer fans in India.

I think the Saudis were similar. They wanted a team because of the Abu Dhabi lot at Man City, the Qataris at PSG and all that profile having a high profile club can bring. They wanted a team in arguably the most glamorous and high profile league in the world and were sold a pup by Stavely. They thought that it would be easy to buy success at the mags and it would dazzle people enough to make them look good. But it's not worked out that way and I do think they've lost interest in them. It's like buying an expensive car, buying a Jaguar is nice, but if it's mixed in with a bunch of Bentleys, Ferraris, Aston Martins, Rolls Royce's it ends up being a bit "meh". Unless there something to make it special to keep, you're more likely to get rid and forget about it.
Good post. And it sums up the dilemma the Saudis have.

The North East is the North East. Football makes a bit of a noise at times, but this is a Northern provincial outpost. ( Thank you Lord!!).

A senior Saudi government minister gets to phone his boss on the pitch at Wembley. But that moment has cost around £1bn.

So do they want to compete with London clubs, with 30m people within their catchment area rather than the 2m+ here? Or Manchester or Liverpool clubs with their own, permanently built in advantages?

And do that with a squad that has been built with no thought of tomorrow, which by the way has now become today; they have a lot of players on the last year of their deals and a good few others well into their thirties? A lot of effort and money needed there to get anywhere near the top teams. Will they spend years and billions on building up their facilities, to attract from that 2.5m+?

Nature abhors a vacuum, and the current vacuum suggests they are indeed getting bored.
 
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Never in the world who would have guessed it
These constant claims of success and overachievement are a little exaggerated tbh.

Howe was given a huge budget, they've not come close to the title and the Carabao Cup isn't exactly the Champions League.
 
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Never in the world who would have guessed it

"They might need to find someone to replace their most successful manager in the modern era. What happened after Kevin Keegan and Sir Bobby Robson – the latter forced out after the fans turned against him sufficiently to make it an easy decision for a jumpy board".

But but but that never happened, loads of mags fans have said over the years - they even built a statue of him to show how loved he was!
 
"They might need to find someone to replace their most successful manager in the modern era. What happened after Kevin Keegan and Sir Bobby Robson – the latter forced out after the fans turned against him sufficiently to make it an easy decision for a jumpy board".

But but but that never happened, loads of mags fans have said over the years - they even built a statue of him to show how loved he was!
They've well and truly hijacked a great man's memory. Shame on them
 
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Never in the world who would have guessed it
It's not unreasonable to expect a tangible return on such a heavy investment, and the Milk Cup win was that.

Getting into the UCL was a decent effort though, above par IMO though it was done without distractions both times, and with a team very much bought to "do it now".
 
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This was part of a letter sent to the Premier League on behalf of a Newcastle United fanzine prior to the takeover.

I know it sounds comical but the author was deadly serious.

This is why it's pointless attempting to treat them as normal human beings.

Dear Mr Masters

As an onlooker following the Newcastle United takeover, I wish to register my bafflement at the obscene duration fans of the club have had to wait for an answer regarding the PIF/PCP bid for the club.

You have placed one of your football clubs — one of your most vehemently and passionately supported — in a state of paralysis.

Newcastle United, the Premier League and Tyneside in general would have benefited from such significant investment. You may have had reasons for rejecting the bid, but not giving a definitive ‘yes’ or ‘no’ for more than 100 days is inexplicable.

You have contributed to supporters of Newcastle United suffering from increased mental health issues. Your process needs seriously looking into, and I will be proposing a full investigation of the Premier League with the relevant governing bodies. You have a clear-cut conflict of interest regarding a relationship with Qatar, and it appears this was pivotal in your failure to deliver affirmative action.

I would like a prompt response to this email if possible, as I believe the supporters of the club deserve transparent clarification, and following today’s announcement that the deal is dead, you MUST come forward with some sort of explanation for millions of distressed members of the Toon Army.

Best Regards,

Dominic Kureen



 
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This was part of a letter sent to the Premier League on behalf of a Newcastle United fanzine prior to the takeover.

I know it sounds comical but the author was deadly serious.

This is why it's pointless attempting to treat them as normal human beings.

Dear Mr Masters

As an onlooker following the Newcastle United takeover, I wish to register my bafflement at the obscene duration fans of the club have had to wait for an answer regarding the PIF/PCP bid for the club.

You have placed one of your football clubs — one of your most vehemently and passionately supported — in a state of paralysis.

Newcastle United, the Premier League and Tyneside in general would have benefited from such significant investment. You may have had reasons for rejecting the bid, but not giving a definitive ‘yes’ or ‘no’ for more than 100 days is inexplicable.

You have contributed to supporters of Newcastle United suffering from increased mental health issues. Your process needs seriously looking into, and I will be proposing a full investigation of the Premier League with the relevant governing bodies. You have a clear-cut conflict of interest regarding a relationship with Qatar, and it appears this was pivotal in your failure to deliver affirmative action.

I would like a prompt response to this email if possible, as I believe the supporters of the club deserve transparent clarification, and following today’s announcement that the deal is dead, you MUST come forward with some sort of explanation for millions of distressed members of the Toon Army.

Best Regards,

Dominic Kureen



Ah bless.
 
This was part of a letter sent to the Premier League on behalf of a Newcastle United fanzine prior to the takeover.

I know it sounds comical but the author was deadly serious.

This is why it's pointless attempting to treat them as normal human beings.

Dear Mr Masters

As an onlooker following the Newcastle United takeover, I wish to register my bafflement at the obscene duration fans of the club have had to wait for an answer regarding the PIF/PCP bid for the club.

You have placed one of your football clubs — one of your most vehemently and passionately supported — in a state of paralysis.

Newcastle United, the Premier League and Tyneside in general would have benefited from such significant investment. You may have had reasons for rejecting the bid, but not giving a definitive ‘yes’ or ‘no’ for more than 100 days is inexplicable.

You have contributed to supporters of Newcastle United suffering from increased mental health issues. Your process needs seriously looking into, and I will be proposing a full investigation of the Premier League with the relevant governing bodies. You have a clear-cut conflict of interest regarding a relationship with Qatar, and it appears this was pivotal in your failure to deliver affirmative action.

I would like a prompt response to this email if possible, as I believe the supporters of the club deserve transparent clarification, and following today’s announcement that the deal is dead, you MUST come forward with some sort of explanation for millions of distressed members of the Toon Army.

Best Regards,

Dominic Kureen



Hope Dominic is ok xx
 
Not read the article but the moment that Luke "racist abuse was a bit unfortunate, like Ramsdales' goalkeeping" Edwards criticises the mags, you know something serious is happening there.
The club should ban him from the SOL.

Any journalist giving them oxygen should really have a think of what they did to one of their own. Morals lower than a snakes belly.
 
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