The Disc World . As viewed from Artemis .
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One for the grey haired old foxes.
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First Artemis photos from Moon fly-by released by Nasa
The first two images show an 'Earthrise' and the solar eclipse the astronauts viewed.
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I find most of all this mission confusing, talking about Earthset and lunar flyby's .First Artemis photos from Moon fly-by released by Nasa
The first two images show an 'Earthrise' and the solar eclipse the astronauts viewed.
I suppose it's not rocket science....
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Tarzan and Jane are in the Jungle. Jane says to Tarzan " Have you ever had sex? " Tarzan replied " Yes Tarzan has had sex". " With a woman ?" Jane asked. "No with tree" Tarzan replied. Jane was confused so Tarzan took Jane to the tree with a hole in it he had been using. Jane got undressed and said "You really need to try it with a woman" and pointed to where he needed to put it. Tarzan walked over to Jane and gave her a really hard kick in the genitals. Rolling around in agony Jane cried " What did you do that for? " Tarzan replied " Tarzan check for Squirrels "
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Three dead bodies turn up at a mortuary all with very big smiles on their faces and the police call on the coroner to investigate.
"First body," says the coroner, "Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 70, died of heart failure while making love to his 20-year old mistress. Hence the Smile,' says the Coroner.
"Second body is Gregory Campbell, Scotsman, 25, won £50,000 on the Lottery. Spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the Smile." he says.
The Police Inspector asked, '"So what about this third body?'"
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Lennie from Lancashire, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why the broad grin, then?" inquires the Inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken".
"First body," says the coroner, "Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 70, died of heart failure while making love to his 20-year old mistress. Hence the Smile,' says the Coroner.
"Second body is Gregory Campbell, Scotsman, 25, won £50,000 on the Lottery. Spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the Smile." he says.
The Police Inspector asked, '"So what about this third body?'"
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Lennie from Lancashire, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why the broad grin, then?" inquires the Inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken".
I'm looking forward to watching the World Origami Championship.
It's on Paper View
It's on Paper View
I went my whole life absolutely certain I’d never get a phone call from a vegetable…
Then one day…
Onion rings.
Then one day…
Onion rings.
Lettuce by thankful for that.
An Arctic explorer gets frostbite
And loses the toes off both feet whilst on an expedition.
After he returns home he starts having relationship problems with his wife. He can't understand it as they had been happily married for years before his injuries.
She behaves really unreasonably and won't put up with anything that he does.
He speaks to his doctor to see if he has any advise that the doctor could help with.
Doctor tells him:
“seems to me like your wife is lack toes intolerant"
And loses the toes off both feet whilst on an expedition.
After he returns home he starts having relationship problems with his wife. He can't understand it as they had been happily married for years before his injuries.
She behaves really unreasonably and won't put up with anything that he does.
He speaks to his doctor to see if he has any advise that the doctor could help with.
Doctor tells him:
“seems to me like your wife is lack toes intolerant"
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Wife: "Why can’t you treat me like you did when we were courting?"
So her husband took her to the cinema, then onto a lovely meal, kissed her then dropped her off at her parents....
So her husband took her to the cinema, then onto a lovely meal, kissed her then dropped her off at her parents....
My wife has insisted that I cease making puns about classic Motown hits or she will leave me.
I agreed to stop, in the name of love.
I agreed to stop, in the name of love.
A 3 foot, 3 inch tall man knocked at my door this morning.
I said: "Who are you?"
He said: "I'm the meter man."
I said: "Who are you?"
He said: "I'm the meter man."