Well that's aged well!
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When we got promoted the squad wasn't strong enough, I'm sure kld would buy the players we need if we get EuropeAm not fussed about getting into Europe as I think squad is not strong enough, but it would be worth it for the meltdoon of all meltdoons that would ensue![]()
I have been having some right belly laughs watching the Yew Choob and Twatter Mag meltdoons. They all seem to ask the same question though "How did them Mackems beat wa?". If you can't understand the basic premise that if one team kicks the ball into the other teams goal more times than the other team does they win, then really football is not the game for you. In fact you should not be allowed to go anywhere or do anything without a responsible adult in attendance![]()
Aye, it's definitely come at a bad time mind!I know what Keys is like, it's why I said it the way I did, so I do take it with a pinch of salt. However. It's making some of that lot squirm because they don't know if it's true or if they want/don't want it to happen! Processing that kind of information is a bit much for them and they'll not know which way to jump at least until it becomes clear one way or the other.
Couldn't give a monkey's what happens to them to be honest. They were gone when the Saudis kidnapped them.Imagine it,
Season finishes
We confirm European football,
They end up closer to bottom 3 than top 3.
And they put out a statement saying they are being sold
Been up bu cking alneet at the Copthorne thenWell that's aged well!
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I was talking to a mate at work about this and Richard Keys and in his opinion it could be one of a couple of things.He's a bell end, and he is a shill for Qatar who have not often been on good terms with the Saudis, though they are a bit more settled the last few years .
That said, he knows his voice will be heard. He might be just winding that daft sods up, or he might have heard something. If there was anything to hear, he's in a good position to hear it .
I think I'm with your mate on this. They could completely snuff this out in a number of ways, not least a very firm, unambiguous public statement. Easy to do, and could be done immdediately.I was talking to a mate at work about this and Richard Keys and in his opinion it could be one of a couple of things.
1 - Keys knows nothing and is putting internet gossip and rumour out there for attention (and/or as you say, shilling for Qatar to cause trouble for the Saudis/mags).
2 - he has heard rumours, maybe picked up off the internet but he's in a position to check and even if he's had no direct contact with the Saudis there'll be people who would speak to him about it. And its a good way for the Saudis to test the water and see who'd be interested in the mags without them openly saying they're for sale. Plausible deniability by using various intermediaries and this is important.
There's been too much low level stuff for a while about the Saudis losing interest. The way nothing has progressed with the stadium or the training ground, including rumours that the Saudis want external funding for it. The turn over in staff, the way Stavely was dumped, the Isak fiasco, the rumours about Tonali and Woltemade wanting away, Bruno being linked away. It's circumstantial but enough to suggest things aren't well behind the scenes. What better way to advertise that you're prepared to sell without openly advertising it than getting a well known sports media personality to mention it? And if there's no takers at the level they want or will accept, they can just say nothing and Keys gets dismissed as a bullshitter.
This is what my mate thinks the second thing is happening. Because the Saudis don't want to appear to be losing face or being keen to get rid, they want to sell from a position of strength not look like they want shot. Even Keys quoting that they want £1 billion but might accept less (he states starting from £500 million) feels like setting some negotiable figures. And if there no immediate takers they can hold tight for now and pretend nothing is happening. It doesn't mean they'll sell immediately, though, but I think that this could be the beginning of more stories.about the Saudis losing interest.
Newcastle have just had the biggest week in their recent history.I was talking to a mate at work about this and Richard Keys and in his opinion it could be one of a couple of things.
1 - Keys knows nothing and is putting internet gossip and rumour out there for attention (and/or as you say, shilling for Qatar to cause trouble for the Saudis/mags).
2 - he has heard rumours, maybe picked up off the internet but he's in a position to check and even if he's had no direct contact with the Saudis there'll be people who would speak to him about it. And its a good way for the Saudis to test the water and see who'd be interested in the mags without them openly saying they're for sale. Plausible deniability by using various intermediaries and this is important.
There's been too much low level stuff for a while about the Saudis losing interest. The way nothing has progressed with the stadium or the training ground, including rumours that the Saudis want external funding for it. The turn over in staff, the way Stavely was dumped, the Isak fiasco, the rumours about Tonali and Woltemade wanting away, Bruno being linked away. It's circumstantial but enough to suggest things aren't well behind the scenes. What better way to advertise that you're prepared to sell without openly advertising it than getting a well known sports media personality to mention it? And if there's no takers at the level they want or will accept, they can just say nothing and Keys gets dismissed as a bullshitter.
This is what my mate thinks the second thing is happening. Because the Saudis don't want to appear to be losing face or being keen to get rid, they want to sell from a position of strength not look like they want shot. Even Keys quoting that they want £1 billion but might accept less (he states starting from £500 million) feels like setting some negotiable figures. And if there no immediate takers they can hold tight for now and pretend nothing is happening. It doesn't mean they'll sell immediately, though, but I think that this could be the beginning of more stories.about the Saudis losing interest.

Europe can be a poisoned chalice.Am not fussed about getting into Europe as I think squad is not strong enough, but it would be worth it for the meltdoon of all meltdoons that would ensue![]()
You’re quite right but, as Burnley just found out, so can promotion.Europe can be a poisoned chalice.
Look at Forest, Spurs and the Saudis.
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Derby days are back 6 pts easy for the Toon next season.
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seen one fan say that we time wasting yday
it wasnt offside
it was a foul on Murphy
Dale Johnson
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David Hopkinson was remarkably bullish when taking on the role of Newcastle United chief executive at the end of last year.
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The Canadian reckoned he could put Newcastle "in the debate about being the top club in the world" by 2030.
After Sunday's 2-1 home defeat by Sunderland, they are not even the top club in the north east in terms of the current Premier League table.
When the Mags last beat us in 2011, Granit Xhaka was playing in his first season in Switzerland, KLD was 13, and Chris Rigg hadn't started school![]()
The London Olympics hadn't even happened and the Covid pandemic was still 9 years away.When the Mags last beat us in 2011, Granit Xhaka was playing in his first season in Switzerland, KLD was 13, and Chris Rigg hadn't started school![]()
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Should've kept his mouth shut instead of pandering to the mags for acceptance. Find it odd and weird when new signings try and kiss their arses by having a dig at Sunderland straight away.
Insecurity mate. And a lack of humility in the dressing room generally. This latter was seen in spades on Sunday.Should've kept his mouth shut instead of pandering to the mags for acceptance. Find it odd and weird when new signings try and kiss their arses by having a dig at Sunderland straight away.