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Canary Limerick Challenge - 2011

Discussion in 'Norwich City' started by royalbarclayfan, Dec 1, 2011.

  1. Hucks for Manager!

    Hucks for Manager! Well-Known Member

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    It was a dull game, truth be told,
    We were struggling to break the mould,
    But Jackson's header was loaded,
    Fratton Park exploded,
    And on promotion we had a hold.

    On the Ball City!
     
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  2. royalbarclayfan

    royalbarclayfan Well-Known Member

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    Yes, I can see that one going down well in a match day programme :embarrassed:, and just when I thought we were turning the corner too, oh well. Still, the good thing kickitoff, is that there´s a couple of weeks yet to come up with something that´s suitable.

    I´m sure you can <cool>
     
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  3. NORKIE

    NORKIE Well-Known Member

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    On the ball City, you hear the cry.
    As out lads set out to do or die.
    The crowd erupts as City score,
    One up and the chant is . . . we want more,
    As up the league the Canaries fly.
     
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  4. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst
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    This may well be too long to be considered, but i thought Id post it to see what folks thought. <dons steel helmet to take flak>

    The year was 2009.
    We&#8217;d come to the end of the line.
    We were in the 3rd tier,
    We had plenty to fear,
    Then along came PL, just in time.


    The year was 2010.
    We were one league down from the prem.
    We managed the double,
    Over the Town, no trouble
    At the end of that season, we were in heaven.


    Now we&#8217;re back in the prem, how will we do?
    Pretty well I&#8217;m sure, with PL and his crew.
    Whether we win, lose or draw,
    The lads could not have given more.
    What a great day, when PL joined us from Col U.
     
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  5. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    That's too good for you! Put your daughter's name on it you scoundrel!

    <laugh>
     
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  6. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst
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    Honest guv. It was all my own work!
     
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  7. wellyblue

    wellyblue Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>


    Old Delia, She had a Dream,
    To Gangbang the whole Budgie Team!
    And Rumours, They say...
    She blew them away,
    But Grant Holt, He made Her Scream!!!


    <ok>
     
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  8. NORKIE

    NORKIE Well-Known Member

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    It's a "bootiful" sight
    To see Holt in full flight
    Defenders all looking askance.
    On goal he continues his advance
    And gives the poor goalie a fright.

    RBF bor, we owe this bloke a lot, I think he should already be in our Hall of Fame.
     
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  9. Norwich stare at the Premiership

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    "some lads done brilliant for me,
    some lads been colossal you see,
    the fans turn out in the droves,
    we've got to give it a go,
    I built this squad with 99p" - Lambert sent me this to post.
     
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  10. green tambourine

    green tambourine New Member

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    too cold to go outside so here goes :-

    we're on the ball with city
    trying to pen something witty
    we're in the top flight
    to delias delight
    watching the binners with pity
     
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  11. JediCanary

    JediCanary Well-Known Member

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    Who will be in the side that Lambert goes to name?
    Who is in and who is out of the frame?
    No-one knows if he'll make any changes this week
    As three points the canaries seek
    On their quest to win another game
     
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  12. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Paul Lambert's beautiful creation
    To entertain the nation
    Has us on the spin
    To seek another win
    With our magical diamond formation

    OTBC IPLWT
     
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  13. robbieBB

    robbieBB Well-Known Member

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    The Canary message to every side
    No matter how hard they've tried --
    "Eleven Canutes
    In football boots
    Won't hold back the Carrow Road tide"


    With money so tight few'd have thought
    That the players our manager bought
    Would prove themselves able
    To keep us mid-table
    Thank you lads for the good times you've brought


    Though only eleven can play
    Our squaddies show day after day
    That when called upon
    As a sub to come on
    They're all equally up for the fray!
     
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  14. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst
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    RBF....I have to say my daughter has just put me to shame.
    She's Junior Canary and she's 8.
    She's asked me if she could have a go and this is what she came up with..........

    PL is the best manager of all
    When City win, we have a ball.
    And if we lose,
    There won’t be many boos
    With PL in charge, we will rule all.
     
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  15. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst
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    With the Maestro, PL in charge,
    We really can give it some large.
    Whether we win or draw,
    Just hear the City roar.
    When Holty, through the opposition does barge.
     
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  16. ChrisAcle08

    ChrisAcle08 Active Member

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    Nation's Favourites

    Paul Lambert has masterminded a creation,
    That has enthralled the entire nation,
    All you can hear
    Is the neutrals who cheer,
    Along with the Canaries in elation.

    Our football is a breath of fresh air,
    There is talent in abundance and flair,
    Its the sum of our parts
    That's warming our hearts,
    Making others stop, take notice and stare.

    Yet at times our defense has been naive,
    But the team always seems to achieve,
    Pouring out their soul
    In search of a goal,
    Like a magician pulling a card from his sleeve!
     
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  17. NORKIE

    NORKIE Well-Known Member

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    Hey ho ! Hey ho !
    Against our foes we go.
    Three points to seek,
    To make our week,
    And send their spirits low.

    Would sound bootiful if sung from the stands during a match whenever we score. LOL.
     
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  18. Hairy Mary Quite Canary

    Hairy Mary Quite Canary Well-Known Member

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    There's a team that plays in yellow
    With a striker who is a top fellow
    He's scoring for fun
    From the bench or minute one
    It's time we heard from Capello
     
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  19. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Pure legend, that is our Grant Holt,
    He's a man who sure knows his salt!
    The ball in the net he will put,
    With head, or right or left foot
    He gives all defenders a jolt! <yikes>
     
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  20. royalbarclayfan

    royalbarclayfan Well-Known Member

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    That´s it I´m afraid, deadline for entries is now passed, but thanks to everyone who decided to have a go. I´ve already chosen the three, and it wasn´t easy, I can tell you. I´ll post the verdict on Boxing Day, as I´ll be off the boards tomorrow.

    <cheers> rbf
     
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