Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

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****ing Amazon. I went online to buy a plastic knife set and chopping board for my 4 YEAR OLD NEPHEW as a Christmas present and they want ****ing proof that I'm over 18. I mean, I'm all for knife safety but that's taking the piss. I had to use my credit card to verify my age. It's designed for children for ****s sake. <doh>
 
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, a Brazilian, a Canadian, an Argentinian, a Korean and a Swiss man walked into a pub.
The bouncer says “Sorry.. I can’t let you in without a Thai”.