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Charlie is a Papist

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Archers Road, Oct 24, 2025.

  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    You know nothing about my wife but assume because she's Filipino that I bought her. Bit racist, that...

    She's very beautiful. Inside and out.
     
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  2. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Filipino women are quite beautiful and friendly and not like the money obsessed (the guys money that is) fat tarts in the Western World. They also like Western Men. I've worked with a number of guys over the years that have settled with Filipino women and they all love it, not in this country mind you. The guys love it out there.

    Joby knows the square root of **** all. Apart from saying to people "have you tried switching it off and back on again Sir?" <laugh>
     
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  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I assumed you bought her because you're an unfuckable boring bald metal-detecting racist ****.
     
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  4. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Remove the word unfuckable and that’s a reasonable description.
     
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  5. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    A sprinkling of commas would have worked well.

    Just saying.
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ...or a parliament of owls...
     
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  8. Ponders Revisited

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    What about an embarrassment of pandas?
     
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  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Or a murder of crows...
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ... or, to trigger the raging gammons ... a plethora of dinghies ;)
     
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  11. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Parsons laughing at Crows.
     
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  12. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Why is Andy no longer a Prince because of Epstein but Charlie is still King despite Saville?

    Antisemitism is my guess.
     
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  13. Pud

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    King has more power , land , money
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

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    King Power eh?
     
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  15. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    I wonder if the Pope slipped Charlie one up the poop chute?

    We all know what Kaffliks are like. And he is younger.
     
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  16. Toby

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    ER sourcing his weekend ****ing material.

    That nursing home is a sad, lonely place :cry:
     
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  17. Easter Road 1980

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  18. Archers Road

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    Knob-cheese in a white wine sauce <ok>
     
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  19. Easter Road 1980

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    **** off speccy twat.
     
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