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Charlie is a Papist

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Archers Road, Oct 24, 2025 at 10:54 AM.

  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    You know nothing about my wife but assume because she's Filipino that I bought her. Bit racist, that...

    She's very beautiful. Inside and out.
     
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  2. Easter Road 1980

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    Filipino women are quite beautiful and friendly and not like the money obsessed (the guys money that is) fat tarts in the Western World. They also like Western Men. I've worked with a number of guys over the years that have settled with Filipino women and they all love it, not in this country mind you. The guys love it out there.

    Joby knows the square root of **** all. Apart from saying to people "have you tried switching it off and back on again Sir?" <laugh>
     
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  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I assumed you bought her because you're an unfuckable boring bald metal-detecting racist ****.
     
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  4. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Remove the word unfuckable and that’s a reasonable description.
     
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  5. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    A sprinkling of commas would have worked well.

    Just saying.
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ...or a parliament of owls...
     
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  8. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    What about an embarrassment of pandas?
     
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  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Or a murder of crows...
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ... or, to trigger the raging gammons ... a plethora of dinghies ;)
     
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