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Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    On the contrary the rush hour tractor traffic enhances things. If it’s a full moon half of them will turn into werewolves at sundown.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Yeah, the giant centre half towering over the midget forward was entirely without any blame in all of this, or course.

    Also eight yards from the lino. As was the foul in the penalty area in the first place.
     
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    It would’ve been exceptionally soft. He’s lured the bloke into the headbutt but you have to be thick even by Championship standards to do that.
     
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    If you look at it, the ref definitely didn't see it as he was half way down the pitch running the other direction, and Cook had his back to the lino and is ten inches taller than the Swans player, so the lino couldn't have seen anything either. It was based completely on the much large player throwing himself to the floor.

    A complete guess, may as well have played rock/paper/scissors for it.

    Shame he couldn't have guessed better for the foul in the box ten seconds earlier.

    Swansea completely at blame for the performance though, Sheehan can't go round blaming Yalcouye, he should look at himself.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Norwich at home Saturday.

    If they don't win, the knives will be out for him. Such is the Swansea crowd.
     
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    The **** is this? The game has gone further than it’s ever gone before.

     
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    Looks like he took a pic of his 90 year old grandad’s foot
     
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    Apparently he is on 10k a week.
    I'd take an owie on the foot every now and then for 10k a week.
     
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