Paddy & Murphy are in a pub when a women starts choking. As she starts to go blue Paddy rushes over & goes behind her, whips up her skirt, pulls her knickers down & runs his tongue up & down between the cheeks of her arse! The horrified woman gasps & spits out the food. Murphy says "well done Paddy i've heard of the hind lick manouvre but that's the 1st time i've seen it done!!"
Many years ago when I worked for a major insurance company, one of my more senior colleagues used to spend most of his working day walking round the office with a handful of bulky files, talking to people, and looking extremely busy !!
You got that right, Eves. Doin a cashie for Da Rog. Personally, between you & l, l’ll be ringing tax department about a certain person & matter, if you know wot l mean, nudge, nudge, wink wink!
Look here you two, I'm trying to earn some extra tax free cash to donate to the fund set up for David Lammy to purchase a complete set of Encyclopedia Britanica, because the thick berk never had a proper education!
