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Off Topic Isak

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Rum & Black for 2, Sep 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM.

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Who would be the one?

This poll will close on Sep 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM.
  1. Big Joe

    29.4%
  2. BDB

    11.8%
  3. Lascelles

    11.8%
  4. Schar

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Bruno

    41.2%
  6. Gordon

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Murphinho

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Other

    5.9%
  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    This is a who wanted to fill Isak in poll.

    Obvious candidates are Burn, Lascelles and Big Joe but who do you think would.

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  2. Magdad

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    Bruno…… Joelinton could restrain Bruno couldn’t see it working other way around <laugh>

    regardless I think its a Brazilian
     
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  3. Mowgli311080

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    100% we've seen Bruno lose his cool a few times and i think he'd take Isak's behaviour personally, his insta post after isak's showed this. Plus as you said, he couldn't hold Joe back, same way i couldnt see any of the english lads holding back a raging BDB.
     
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  4. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Any one of them for me.
    Just as long as someone puts him in pain.
    Not in a wheelchair for the rest of his life, you understand. Just something to show how fondly we think of him.
     
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  5. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Actually, sincere apologies for the obvious oversight in the poll.

    Going off the last game I should have included Poster Boy as one of the options to vote for.

    All I can say is sincere apologies to Poster Boy, his Agent, his family and all his supporters and hopefully this should mean that PB and I can meet up at some time in the future once the furore of this unacceptable oversight has subsided.
     
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  6. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    A few are still sound with Isak, Botman, Gordon, etc. Obviously they became friends and we have all had a friend do something we think is ****ed up.

    But I think the Brazilian boys wear their hearts on their chests, so probably exploded at him
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    They displayed the intelligence of a brick though by going public with their best wishes.... when a call or text may have been better given the feeling from their employers and fan base....

    Thick as whale spunk if you ask me.
     
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  8. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    I'll have to take your expert word for it. :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  9. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    I think it was Lascelles personally. He spent a good few seasons as captain, I’m sure he’s still ‘club captain’ or has some sort of title like that. He stuck around when we got relegated and was even linked with a £15m move to Chelsea at one point I think. He’s clearly held in very high regard within the club, so much so that both Trippier and Bruno wanted him in the midst of lifting the trophy at Wembley back in March.

    Everybody knows (including the rat himself) that Isak would not have got his move had it not been for everybody at the club, something Longstaff has been very quick to point about about his own journey and ultimate move to Leeds, I actually think that was some sort of veiled dig at Isak but I may be wrong!

    Lascelles would have snapped the ****er like, he may be a bit clumsy on the pitch but he’s a ****ing unit and I reckon if he gave you a clip you’d stay clipped for a fair while like!
     
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  10. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    did you see the ovation Longstaff got from the Newcastle fans down at Leeds
    can't see the same happening with Isak <whistle>
     
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  11. Rum & Black for 2

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    Actually, I genuinely do think that fans will be pleased to see isak. Mind you, I don't think isak will then be pleased to see the fans.
     
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  12. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Well I won't miss him.





    I'm a good shot.
    :bandit:
     
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