Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

Today’s good news just keeps on coming.

 

Well that's enough internet for tonight.

 

I have added a like. But just what the f**k exactly were you looking for to find that?



ps asking for a friend

 

Reddit doom scrolling.

 

Thought i saw your flying sock pic on there

 

It's a week today since Rover last logged in on here, I hope he's ok.

 

Aye that was me posting it.

 

'Whats for tea'? 'Windmill pie, if it goes around you get a piece '.


The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.

 

everyone. Full house, in fact I hear my mums voice as I read them, made me a little emotional. Thank you for sharing x

 

blackpool illuminations definitely a dad one though, i use it now...ha

 

A favourite saying of my mums isn't on there i.e. ''they won't get there any quicker'' as someone flies past you in the car going twice as fast, the reply ''if they're going twice as fast as we are they'll actually get there in half the time'' wasn't the right thing to say and got me a clip around the lug! Had the same attack to the lughole when ''you can't strike a match on a bar of soap'' was offered as ''there's no such thing as can't''. I should have learnt after the first one.

 

The one thats missing from my supermum is ' YOU KNOW WHAT THOUGHT DID....

 

Hahaha...me too

 

The one a friend’s Mam used to use in response to any of us exclaiming ‘It’s not fair’ would get her locked up today.

Back then we all just accepted it as a statement of fact.

 

I think I might be on the same telepathic journey as you."Neither are the hairs on..........

 

That was one, but her most often used retort was far more racist.

 

Post of the week.