Thank **** you didn't say they was looking for a missing pussy Ernie.Are there restrictions on Prozzie free trade within the EU?
I only ask because I remember years ago driving from Perpignan to Figueres to visit the rather wonderful Dali Museum there, and having to explain to my, then, young kids why, about 100 yards over the Spanish border, there were scores of scantily clad, sweet painted ladies stood around looking coy in the middle of ****ing nowhere.
I think I told them they were all looking for a missing dog but I doubt that convinced.
True story.
I would have done if I'd thought of it!